I do not know if it was infected with enterovirus, I vomited and diarrhea, tossing for a week to be good. A friend happened to call and she complained.
"How happy is it," she said, not only with no sympathy, but also said with a smile: "You must be thin, right?"
"Yeah, it lost three kilograms."
"I'm so envious of you. When I go to the gym and eat a diet meal, I lose only one kilogram a month. You easily lose three kilograms and be happy."
My hair-cutting master is more skillful.
Her son suffered a car accident, entered a hospital tomography, discovered a brain tumor, and immediately underwent surgical resection.
"A lot of good luck, no crashes will not be found, and the operating costs are free, all paid by the insurance company." She said while she cut my hair, proudly.
She went to the hospital for a visit and saw her son slicing a knife along the forehead. She said, "Wow, it's so neatly stitched. It looks like you've painted a big M. You can do advertisements for McDonald's." And said: "It's a pity. Unfortunately, if it's better to replace me with a car accident, just take the opportunity to pull the skin."
The bandit village killed all the villagers, leaving only one dwarf.
It turned out that when the bandits were about to cut him, the dwarf cried and said, "I'm already short enough to cut my head. Isn't it even shorter?"
The bandits laughed and did not kill him.
One of my high school old classmates was so humorous. His daughter was born with crushing lips. He felt a bit of pain and thought, let's regenerate one.
However, the son was born and it was a cleft lip. The classmates were sad and awkward. I do not know what to tell my wife. He hesitated again and again, he took the child to the bed and said: "Unfortunately, it is a rabbit's lip."
His wife actually smiled and said: "How wonderful it is, so that the daughter will not say that we are eccentric."
The classmate said: “Yes, we have the experience of taking care of our daughters and plastic surgery for our daughters. How wonderful it is for the son of Hare to be born in my family.”
When I was a child, I once went to see a doctor. When I saw a doctor who was suffering from paralysis, she was being introduced to the sun. I am very sensible and said, "Strangely, how can even a doctor's child be numb?"
Now the mother slaps.
The doctor was not at all angry. While he was seeing a doctor for me, she said, “You must know that the disease is like the sun. It is fair. Doctors are always exposed to patients and it is inevitable that the virus will be brought home. The doctor’s family is more likely to infect. I'm sick at the doctor's house. Yeah, like my daughter is so sick. If I'm not a doctor and don't know how to take care of her, I'm afraid she can't live."
When I was young, I didn't know what "humor" meant. I think that humor is a joke. I want to be cold and unrestrained, big and hot, and make everyone laugh. It was only after years of age that it had experienced many evils and left many scars. Only then did we gradually understand that humor is "knowing the destiny", knowing that one's own life can and does not have, humor is also "early," good talk, bad words, love If you do not listen, you can accept it.
The screen of a word person floats in front of him. When someone asks him how many times he has experienced it, he is not experiencing the pain of life. The writer did not answer, but he turned his head out of the window and said lightly: "It's cool in the day. How beautiful this fall is."
Faintly, it is not clear; silently, not much to say. Many people are mournful in life. They all look at it from the front, recognize it, accept it, do not insist on it, do not complain, or even take it as a matter of nature and try to pay for it.
As far as I know, there is no plan to stay in spring, and the graffiti is red and buried. If life is helpless, why don't you quiet it?
(Text / Liu Yan)