Why is my mother so cow!
When I was in third grade, my father and mother formally divorced. After the parents divorced, the mother and I were like two apples that were picked from the big tree. One by one, they were thrown to the side of the road to live their lives.
My mother was very worried. She bought a lot of milk sugar and chocolate at home and scolded me. "We must always call classmates to come and play at home. You told them that Ding Xiaomao's mother was not at home and she had a lot of candies at home. ”
My mom feared that I was hurt. She made an incredible system for me: to play a reward with people for 5 dollars.
Oh, Mom is really trying hard to grow up mentally. If the work is not finished till 10 o'clock in the evening, my mother begins to groan: "What teacher, how can you arrange so many assignments for the children? Ding Xiaomao, don't write any more! My mother signed it for you."
I trudgely gave the book to my mother and my mother signed it: Ding Xiaomao did not finish the assignment.聽聽聽聽聽聽聽聽聽聽聽聽聽聽聽聽signature: Ding Xiaomao mother … It is estimated that the teacher looked very silent. Did not find me trouble. Students are envious of how my mother can be so cow? !
At that time, it was still a very important thing for us to go to junior high school. I asked my mother: If there is any reward for being admitted to a middle school (that is, a key middle school)?
Mother said: Buy a beautiful bike for you!
I asked again: What if you can't pass it?
Mother said: It will give you more beautiful bikes! It would be hard for you to pass the exam, of course, to comfort you.
Urging mom to find the object
Many children of single-parent families stubbornly occupy their father or mother. If they are afraid of remarriage, I urge my mom to find someone quickly. I completely accept a man who loves my mother as my father. And I can guarantee that when they get married, they will filially obey him and call his father.
Someone introduced the object to the mother one after another. But listening to my mom said, I don’t think it’s all right…
My mother asked Uncle A to come home and eat and visit our house.
Uncle was very surprised: "Wow, look at Schopenhauer!"
My mom is red…
The uncle continued to be surprised: "How do you all watch foreign films?" "Yeah, do you still look at Shakespeare?"
Therefore, if you fall in love with Uncle A, these things will become a shame.
However, it cannot be denied. My mother loves it. Who knows what books she bought to look like? Even if she did, she could read it. So Uncle A's surprise is not unreasonable.
Uncle, I'm pretty you!
I gave my mother a stroke: "Next time there will be an uncle going to our house. Do you close those things? Or do you say, if you don't look at them, all of them are Ding Xiaomao's… What you like is Play sweaters and do housework, even mahjong will not play. This will increase the good feeling Oh! "My mother really listen to me … …
Someone else continued to introduce Uncle B to his mother. It is a retired leader in the city that governs our county. It is quite old.
The introducer arranged Uncle B to visit our home. My mother disguised herself as the home of an industrious and capable family woman.
Uncle B asks in a condescending place: "Do you have heating this winter? Does your house have piped gas? Will your daughter be assigned a job after graduation?"
My mother was terrified. Our family was still a bungalow at that time. No heating or no gas supply, and I also needed to find a job for myself! Uncle B said: "Now to find a job depends on the relationship. But if we are together, I can help your daughter find a job." This is not! I don't vote for Uncle B as if I were selling my mother for work…
Later C, D, E … … a few uncle let my mother and I are a little frustrated, how the mother wanted to find a good family so difficult! I can't ask heaven.
If the blind date is not met, I will buy my house from my mother: You go to buy a house, or else someone will find you an object, and you will say that you have taken a fancy to the house and the money.
Mother's "Erotic" Physiological Health Education
I graduated from college at the age of 22 and found a job in the city where the school was located. I went to the talent market to find it. Good friends Lisasha, I, and another girl from our class, rented a set of two-bedroom and one-bedroom houses. My mother asked me to bring 500 yuan, a big bag to eat, and a booklet. It is a small note of the health station, about 18cm long, about 8cm wide, and about 2cm thick. Dark blue leather cover. Well carried and saved.
Our three girls squeezed into the sofa. On the coffee table were tea dried fruits, pistachios and beef diced. Do not know what book my mother is giving. Open the page, the mother wrote:
My mother wrote to the girls of 17 603
“Every girl’s life is precious. Because they will become the mother of a child in the future. Therefore, they must also know how to cherish their own self and they can grow into a person full of love in their hearts. Let the people around them feel happy.” Wow The sensation is unparalleled! It is still very clumsy to draw three big comics. Saying that Mom did not really paint it! All three of us are moving uncontrollably. Jokes and haha continue to turn back.
General title: Things girls must pay attention to
First: Holiday Leave
Why take vacation every month? But this is what girls will have. You should feel proud.
This is a very important thing for your life. It also has a great impact on your health. Don't eat cold stuff when you come to vacation. Mom knows that this problem has been known to junior high school, but many girls disapprove of it. Ding Xiaomao has eaten ice cream since taking the vacation! Do not think I do not know!
– MOM drew a weird Ding Xiaomao, holding a popsicle, next to the white: Do not think I do not know!
She continues to draw illustrations:
A. To eat fake cold drinks will be painful. With the picture is Ding Xiaomao clutching his stomach.
B. It will lead to inaccurate vacation time. With the map is Ding Xiaomao head inside the question mark: an official holiday? Why can't you come yet?
C. affect endocrine. There is no map, it is estimated that she does not know how to use maps to represent endocrine.
D. Impact on fertility. Because you will all be mothers in the future, be responsible and protect your warm uterus for your child. With the picture is a big uterus … … this picture is very ah … … inverted pear shape!
Our face is red… This is pornographic physical hygiene education Wow!
To pay attention to official holidays, we must pay more attention to hygiene. Do not be lazy and change sanitary napkins. Picture is a few pieces of wing sanitary napkins…
Do not run, jump, do strenuous exercise, not to mention boyfriends and husbands.
The mother may also be embarrassed to write … directly painted a ugly bed – meaning: go to bed.
Still pictured a forbidden figure, written on it: No!
In light of this problem, mom has painted many pages. We turn over one page. Funny and thundery, and I really want to cry…
The second article was "Sleep". My mom was really ugly! I used my model, but none of my charm features were painted. However, how do we seem to cry? The third part is “health”. The last sentence is “There are problems. It will be very simple to start treatment. There is no need to worry about it.” Ding Xiaomao is standing on a fan. In front of the door, the door reads: Gynecology!
Part IV: Condom
Mom is a hero!
"Condoms can protect girls from harm in many situations. I thought for a long time before I decided to write this one. I am afraid that you misunderstand me that I would approve of premarital sex, but if you say anything that happens, it is you who are hurt, However, I solemnly stated that I do not mention premarital sex!"
I can even see the serious expression of my mother in this passage…
She wrote again:
If you accidentally won the prize. With the picture is Ding Xiaomao holding a little doll.
Don't decide everything for yourself, tell adults at home! Don't go to a small hospital by yourself. It may harm your life! Remember, my mother is always my mother. If there is really no courage, tell Ding Xiaomao's mother. I will tell you what to do and help you reduce the damage. Without money, they borrowed from Ding Xiaomao. Ding Xiaomao was holding a big ingot…
These words, the mother described with a thick red pen …
Some things the mother usually mentioned to me, not so explicit it is, so I just moved, no Lisasha exclaimed so much that she had jumped off the sofa and ran to the center of the living room, crying out hysterically…
Single Mother and Five Things to Remember
The mother was hospitalized and the doctor diagnosed depression. I don't know how much mental discomfort it would take to get depressed, but she always showed me the happiest side.
My mother stayed in the hospital for less than a week and it was much better.
The mother said: "This time we tortured Xiao Mao and he secretly cried many times?"
"I didn't have it. I knew from the beginning that I could be cured. I'm going to write a list of the five major precautions for single mothers to prevent depression."
First, do not behave yourself why you can. More depression will lead to depression.
Second, if you are psychologically sad, be sure to talk to people around you and ask for help. I am not as fragile as you think.
Third, do not do heavy work, such as decorating the house.
Fourth, if you feel uncomfortable there, be sure to see a doctor in time, look at several hospitals, and ask Ding Xiaomao.
5. Don't try to be a great mother. All mothers, as long as they are mothers, would be great even if they didn't do anything.
My mom asked me: "I've always felt that I'm great?"
I said, "Yes, but I don't need to be great anymore. Just be happy."
Mom asked again: "It looks like you adore me?"
I said, "Yes, but I will not worship you anymore. I will love you."
Mom smiled and sighed: "I'm old."
"It doesn't matter. I have grown up and I can protect you."
And I want to reflect on myself deeply. My mother took great pains for my mental health. Why can't I just think of doing something real to care for her? Have I seen a middle-aged health book? Have I ever wondered how important menopause is to a woman? Why can I ignore her changes because of my mother's love for me?
We will all be happy
Soon after my mother left the hospital, my love with my boyfriend came to an end. Because he discovered people who need more help and help than me. So I saw him and Li Sasha heartbreaking gently in the cell door.
By this time, I really knew my mother. She had buried her suffering so deeply, but I couldn't hate them at all. Because my mother said, "We couldn't stay with loved ones because we didn't have enough. I believe that one day I will meet the person who can come with me.
My mother told me to report that the county had an old university. She wanted to continue her studies. In order to celebrate her successful school entrance, she also specially dyed her hair and permed her hair. I had a rest for two days. The first was to send my mother a coat of Nike and Adi. Second, in order to meet the mother's learning environment, by the way to see if there is no suitable handsome uncle.
I asked Mom: "What is your happiest life?"
Mom said: "It's your happiness."
I said, "No, it's your own happiness."
Mom said: "I just hope to see you happy."
Now, I feel that my mother’s wish has been fulfilled. Only her affairs are left. I’m not ready to make a wish. If she can meet the best uncle, I’ll give her the best wedding and blessings, like marrying her daughter. She will be married as she would; if she does not, I will give her the best and safest future. We will all be happy.