Shantou said that he will always be my first reader.
I have no doubt about this.
Although he always loses me, but when I really feel depressed, the first one to comfort me is still him.
I have seen a book, "It is the world with you," and I like the love of big lemons and Lin Zhiyi.
You know me enough, and I trust you enough.
Why did he call him a girl? Because I like to eat bread.
There are many cuisines in the world, but I like to eat taro most.
Maybe it was because I was young and I was influenced too much by the drama. Every time when the protagonist is without any lingering hunger and coldness, there is always a steaming bun in the picture, which makes people covetous.
I have always had no resistance to round things, such as pandas, such as lollipops, such as jingle cats…
So every time I see a round bun, I can't wait for the whole person to become a vegetable stuffing.
One night, I didn't know what the wind was, and told him that I had a new name called "Tu Fei Yuan."
The reason is that I watched a particularly brain-dead spy drama series. One of the Japanese special agents was called "Kazuki Teruhara," and I thought the name was very kind.
Shantou said that this name is suitable for me.
Indeed, every time I get fat three pounds on the festive season, I'm afraid that it is already ten pounds.
If Shantou dislikes me, I immediately eat him.
I don't seem to be too fat, but when I look in the mirror, I feel that all my flesh has grown to my face like one. bun.
As a result, I vowed to lose weight. By the way, I pulled on my head to lose weight with me.
He is the kind of slim body, if you lose weight is estimated to live in the demon wind, but for my weight loss, or to make a little sacrifice.
I think there are two ways to lose weight. One workout and two diets.
For my lazy cancer ten patients, fitness is almost impossible.
So I only work hard on the diet.
Although people use food as their food, they do not eat and hungry.
In line with this concept, I tried to eat only one meal a day. As a result, I was hungry in the middle of the night.
The number of taro falls on me and tells you not to eat.
Since then, he asked me every morning whether he had eaten? Did you ask me at noon to eat? Ask me at night, have you eaten yet?
In my hometown, “have you eaten yet?” is a way to say hello to others.
I think Shantou is really attentive and greets me all the time.
In fact, people who really love you do not care about your appearance, so even if I eat a big orange cat with two hundred pounds, the bread will not despise me, right?
I think he certainly did not think so, pay tribute to our plastic sisters!
Shantou is an irrational person. I am more irrational than him.
One night, because the published article was commented on by some people who did not listen well to words, I was alive and did not write anything.
The girl comforted me and told me a bunch of truths. I didn't listen to anything.
To reason with a sentimental person is tantamount to playing against a cow!
Excuse me, I'm the cow. Please speak English with me Thank you!
In the evening, he told me to read a book. So I secretly pushed an article and I didn't expect him to praise him!
I had a contemptuous look and said, "Isn't it learning? Also like me!"
He replied, "I don't like it after that."
Shantou always scolds me, and even more exasperating is that he always steals my facial expressions, and then takes himself for himself.
Although I have repeatedly protested against this behavior, it is of no use.
One day, I'm going to quietly remove all the expressions from his cell phone.
There was no recent inspiration and I couldn't write it if I always wrote it.
At this time, it is a normal person who will say, take a break and write it again. If you can't, don't write it.
However, gimmicks and giggling said to me every time: "You can write, you're the fattest."
If I write an article one day to death, no doubt, the murderer must be a gimmick.
I have known a girl for a long time. There is a saying that I do not know how to speak properly!
Forget it or talk about it! I think that Shantou's head is really ugly.
In fact, I said this before, but I didn't think his head changed more and more ugly, scared I dare not speak … …
This morning, he still asked me: "Is it breakfast?"
Cut, I think it is so unconscious people?
I replied, "As long as I have classes in the morning, I will have breakfast."
"No sleep will be until twelve," he spit.
I… agree with you!
Every night before going to bed, he will tell me good night, although sometimes I did not reply.
But no matter how many nights I slept, he always seemed to sleep later than I did.
Have you ever read an article, "Do you like people who say good night to you every night? 》
I think I will, after all, even insist on saying good night this thing can not be done, but also expect him to do for you?
In fact, there is a secret that has not been told to him. I have a favorite person.
Yes, I like foxes, that is, cats who have always loved taro.
For the rest of my life, I'm glad to meet and spend the warm hours.