1, just use QQ, not very understood. When a chat, the net friend asked me: how to upgrade QQ software? I smatter, answer: you get this old uninstall, I will tell you how to do! Then, half a minute later, the head of the net friend turned gray. From then on, the man disappeared…
2, was very brave brave, once in the kindergarten, the doctor gave us vaccine, teachers inculcate on the side: “what child brave ah, let us see the brave little friends where the first doctor aunt here?” When asked for a half day, there was no one to take care of her. Everyone shrunk back. Then I saw that I was walking in front of the doctor. The teacher was happy to say, “it’s the bravery of XXX…” You haven’t finished, and I grabbed the needle on the table all threw the window outside. (this is when I grow up, my father told me)
3 in winter, on the bus all love gloves, the armrest is cold so there would be no biting feeling, but I do not have this habit, never wear gloves when a bus, stand up two defiant middle-aged women, up self-assured or supercilious chatting loudly, listen to a talk: “the Spring Festival, the car thief Trinidad and Tobago, much attention to the thief.” The other said, “no, I tell you that the common thief is so cold and without gloves, that is for the convenience of work…” After I heard it, I didn’t have a glove on the whole car. In
4, we held a practice, the 7 brothers go out for dinner, quarrel and 3 small Bludger, then evolved into a brawl, 3 punks we played no human. Then they were sent to the 5 house, and when we got the news, we put on a white coat and flounced over. When the 3 of them saw the doctor standing in front of them, they were just the people who had just hit him, the expression of despair on his face… What an unforgettable life is!
5, in a jewelry store, I want to buy a silver bracelet, which is a large ring shape. I saw a satisfied one. The clerk showed it to me and asked myself whether to buy it or to give it to me, so I said I would buy it. Then ask me if I want to try, I’m on the wrist than one, say no try, I’m better than one. The shop assistant asked me once again whether I bought it or give it to me, and try it on my own. I said I bought it. Let’s try it. So I began to hand, the clerk looked at me (that I did not see, because I try to hand on the bracelet). After a few seconds, the clerk finally saw it, and said, miss, this is a earring.
6, junior high school a math class, the teacher is talking about a classical geometry proof problem, the teacher talked about the wonderful place, with a pointer pointing to the blackboard, with deep baritone said: “please note!” Suddenly, out of a sweet female voice said: “reverse!” Everyone is surprised! It turned out that a truck was in the back outside the window. “Please pay attention to the reverse!” The whole class was laughing.
7, once came out of the market and sat on a small bus. There were so many people that I was holding a vertical pole (metal). Many people and cars kept on shaking. I suddenly found that the pole I was driving along with the car, I thought, the car was so strong that it could shake the supporting pole. So a lot of people got off, and I found out that I had been holding a mop of a metal rod. A woman with a mop in one hand, holding a child in one hand, stared at me.
8, at noon in a swordsman Restaurant restaurant, where the taste is general, the price is cheaper, the characteristic is that there are all the martial arts wind. Customer call tube sir, the waiter told the small tube. The dish is martial arts style, Braised Pork Trotter with Soya Sauce is Eighteen Stages to Subdue a Dragon, mutton pot called Jiuyang Magic Power. When eating Jiuyang Magic Power noon a cockroach on the table to run, nu called small two come, two see chanted: have an assassin!
9, once, I was walking on the street and suddenly got a call from a friend, so I talked and walked along with him. After having been rubbing up with a couple of people, I had to reach out to my pants bag and find my cell phone missing. I felt all over and over, and I didn’t have it. I got a sweat, and I screamed to my friend: bad! My cell phone is gone! Dizzy。
10, once, because I had to contact a classmate, I didn’t save his phone number, so I sent a message to another classmate who was familiar with him. “Do you have the phone number of XXX?” Then wait for the reply patiently, 5 minutes later, finally received a reply, can not wait to open the text message, he wrote, “ah” two big words. Under the helplessness, I can only send a short message to the brother again. “So, please tell me, OK?” Then he continued to wait for five minutes, received a reply, and once again unwaiting to open it, he wrote the other two words, “good!”