a truck hanging behind a conspicuous large wooden sign reads: the car has collided with another vehicle 20 times, score: 17 wins, 2 flat, a slight loss. Please be more careful with the visitors! In the
store, a customer is questioning the waiter: what is your attitude? The customer is God, don’t you know? The waiter said to him: “the customer is God, but I don’t believe in Christ.” Nurse
ready to cook. Cook looked back, surprised how pinhead. Nurse: you have a small spoon for me. I’ll give you a big needle for a needle and save someone who says I’ll get back to you. Dr.
asked the patient: did you ask anyone before you came here? The patient answered: only asked the boss of the corner drugstore. Doctor: that fool to give you what a bad idea? Patient: he asked me to come to you.
“the disadvantage of this house is the East is a garbage factory, and the west is a fertilizer plant. There is a septic pool on the south, and a pig ring on the north. ” “What is the advantage?” “You can always tell what the wind is blowing today.”
someone went to a restaurant to eat, eating a very unhappy look for service and said: “how is the dish so difficult to eat? Call your manager! ” Waiter: “the manager went to the dining room for lunch.”
Wilson drove a motorcycle and knocked down a pedestrian. He comforted the angry man and said, “Sir, you’re lucky. I happen to have a rest today. I usually drive a truck.”
a girl just got her boyfriend’s engagement ring, but no one noticed it. When everyone was sitting in the afternoon, she suddenly stood up and said, “it’s hot here. I’d like to take the ring off.” When the
flew over the mental hospital, the driver laughed. The air hostesses asked him why he was so happy. The driver said, “if they knew I escaped, they would be mad.” The
foot in the game, I saw a half volley, the goalkeeper did not react, the ball into the! The audience applauded and cheered, and the man climbed up and clapped his butt and said, “Mom, the ground is too slippery!”
a pair of lovers watching TV! The man’s sudden feeling: “thanks to Edison invented the light bulb, or we now have a candle to watch TV!”
the old man lost his car and put the new car downstairs. He had three locks and a piece of paper: let you steal it! The second day car is not lost, and there are two locks and a piece of paper, writing: let you ride!
boy finally got up the courage to ask her beloved girl: “what kind of boy do you like?” “Well,” asked again, the answer is still the same, the boy cried: “flat head a bit not?” Uncle
: “do you know music?” John: “of course.” Uncle: “you say, what is that girl playing now?” John: “the piano.” Mr.
asked Xiao Ming; how did your parents punish you if you didn’t do well in the exam? Xiao Ming: Women’s singles below 80 points, men’s singles below 70 points, and mixed doubles of men and women below 60 points.
: on the wind blowing in the rain I’m waiting for a telephone call, you go back to the second line of a couplet: Die for you waiting for you for a lifetime, guangpi: kidd. Mrs.
looked for her clothes. She set a dress that had not been worn for a long time, and looked in the mirror: Oh! It’s like making zongzi! Sir: it is filling, leaves nothing to do with the package.
“I heard that you had a quarrel with your wife yesterday. How did you end it?” “She knelt down and begged me!” “No?” “She said:” I do not hit you, get out of bed! “”
father asked, who will you marry in the future? Son said: grandma hurts me the most, I want to marry grandma. The father said: nonsense! How can my mother be your wife? Son said: How did my mother make your wife?
‘s son was repaired by his father. He ran to his mother and complained, “Mom, what would you do if someone hit your son?” Mother: “I’ll fight his son for revenge!” Lucas:”……”
nurse: who are you going to write to? Patient: write to myself! Nurse: so what do you write? Patient: you a nervous disease! I haven’t heard of it yet.
a child always crying behind pregnant women, pregnant women finally impatient, turned to ask, “what’s the matter with you, child?” “Aunt,” the child sobbed, “I’m missing the balloon. Did you hide it in your stomach? ”
a student home to its said: the teacher praised my composition smooth. The father asked: why? Sub answer: the previous teacher said my composition “mere trash”, the teacher said I composition put shit”.
a male lavatory constipation, suddenly saw a man ran into the room in It’s raining and blowing hard. “Man, I envy you, so fast.” “Envy what, do not take off your pants?”
fruit farmers found a child stole apples: Little rash, you wait, I want to tell your father! The boy raised his head to the tree and shouted, “Dad, there is someone looking for you.”
is always a young Maoshoumaojiao, so always unemployment. This time, he found another job to work for an antique shop. On the first day of his work, he would have broken a more expensive glass bottle in the store. The boss is angry: “the price of this bottle will be buckled in your monthly salary.” The young man listened and said, “thankfully, I finally found a longer job.” The old lady on the
bus is afraid to sit at the station and ask. When the car came to the station, she stabbed the driver with an umbrella, and asked, was this the exhibition center? Driver: No, it’s my ribs!
panda is deeply in love with the deer and is rejected when he expresses her love. What are the pandas roaring? What is all this for? The little deer timidly said: “my mother said, wearing dark glasses are all bad teenagers.”
wolf foraging, heard a family in training children: “the cry will throw you out to feed the wolf!” But the child cried all night… The morning of the second day, the wolf with a sigh: “ah…… Human speech does not count! ”
one day, one of the questions was to look at the name of the bird in the bird’s leg. A student really did not understand, angry and tore up the roll, ready to leave the examination room. The examiner was angry and asked him, “what class are you, what’s the name of you?” A student threw up his trouser leg and said, “guess what you guess.”
a gentleman is practicing cycling, a pedestrian in front of a gentleman, a gentleman panic, shout: “stop!” Stop！ “The pedestrians stopped in a hurry. Zennai Moujun riding bad or down pedestrians. The pedestrians got up in a fury: “you also call me to stop!” Your aim is not! “
miser is out, afraid of others to steal the wine he has just bought, so I wrote on the paper: I spit a mouthful of phlegm in the cup. Then he came back and found a few words on the note: I also spit!
‘s female teacher is an old schoolmate of his father. His son asked his father, “the teacher said today that I have his father has his son. What does it mean?” Father scolded his son indignantly: do you play a hooligan to the teacher today?
‘s husband was surprised to ask, “what do you do to beggars with so much money? He is false! ” Wife: “but he said to me, what a beautiful and kind lady!” Husband: “it looks like he’s a blind man.”
mother asked Xiao Ming, “if Mom and dad quarreled, which side would you stand?” Xiao Ming thought and said, “next to the station.”
grandma and granddaughter are in the consulting room. “Untie the clothes.” The doctor said to the beautiful girl. “No, doctor,” the old lady said, “I’m a patient.” “Is it? So stick out your tongue.
has a person to the laboratory department, the nurse pointed to the front of the card said: “non – undergraduate personnel must not enter the inside!” The man was furious, scold: “I have a urine tests, also TMD to undergraduate diploma!”
a stutterer Proctor, found a student peeks, angrily shouted: you… You… You… You… You dare cheat and stand up for me! Five students stood up… Dean
walked in and said, help me to find two people, I’m going to class queen. The monitor is organization the class voted out two class queen to find director, director said: go to the office with me, I want to move a flower.