Songkran Songkran, everyone splashing blessing, suddenly a man scolded: Mom, who poured me? Others advised: pour you a blessing you.
curse: come on this, who took the boiling water poured me?
car to work this morning to catch the bus. To the station when the car has already started. So I caught shouting: “master, master, wait for me, wait for me!……
when a passenger to me from head of window said: “Wukong, you don’t chase the needle”
man to hospital for health examination, the nurse took the needle for his blood, a look at the shiny needles could not help but ask: “will not hurt? I’m afraid pain!” the nurse said: “don’t worry, I made more than 20 years of nurse……” One said: “too good, I rest assured!” then the nurse a needle, only to hear a man kill like a scream, the nurse just slowly said: “no one without pain.”
self defeating George alone in the bar, drinking beer. He suddenly felt that he was going to the bathroom. When he was afraid to leave, someone stole his beer and wrote a note on the table, “I spit in the cup.” When he came back, he found the paper added, “I also spit a mouth.”
Zhu Geliang is a proficient in special eight patients, of whom there is a strong. But this day Zhu Geliang is talking with Liu Bei in the account. Zhu Geliang suddenly wants to fart and is afraid of being heard by Liu Bei, embarrassed. He had an idea, said: “Lord, in order to adjust atmosphere, I learn woodpecker call to you?” Liu Bei nodded. Zhu Geliang imitated woodpecker called twice, took the opportunity to put a fart. And then asked: “how the Lord? I like?” Liu Bei said: “you learn again, you just fart sound too big, I didn’t see.”
, on the side of the road, I saw a penny, and I just wanted to stoop to pick it up. It turned out to be phlegm. Who vomited so round?
in a military play, a projectile deviated very far. Sent to look at the soldiers found shells landed in the field, Tanaka stood a farmer, clothes broken face was dark, with tears in her eyes and said: steal cabbages, get to the cannon?
one night, a boy called a taxi driver, all eyes stared at him, a naked man was furious, shouted fuck you have never seen a naked male! The driver was furious: I see you where the money from his mother!
old man lost his car, when he bought the new car in the downstairs when he was three to lock and clip a piece of paper: ah you second days did not steal! Lost, and two more locks and a piece of paper, wrote on: ah you ride!