Hello, (or no good) see the word first, I owe you an apology, because without your consent, put your door to open, but compared with other peers, I was very gentle, in the lock time, without the use of a drill, axe a series of very destructive tool, if you don’t mind, from the economic point of view, you can still use the original”
1. When you just use QQ, I don’t know much about it. When a chat, the net friend asked me: how to upgrade QQ software? I smatter, answer: you get this old uninstall, I will tell you how to do! Then, half a minute later, the head of the net friend turned gray. From then on, the man disappeared… 2, was very brave and very brave, once in the kindergarten, the doctor gave us the vaccine, the teacher on the side only”
Dear wife: are you all right at the mother’s house? Now you have to sulk from our home for 38 hours and 37 minutes, the distance of your home record is 4 hours and 21 minutes, I know you are waiting for me to apologize to you, I am ready to do so, but I hope you can hold on, make you flee the history of a new high! I’m all right at home, please don’t miss it.
A and B in male female relationships, if her family does not agree. B female cheat family said a rich handsome, little flower, have no interest in marriage does not meet the parents. While A men often find B female, B female acting bully him, parents who ask, B female answer: a spare, honest man. During the first half of the year after B, the female also play a rich handsome was abandoned, heartbroken men have no good stuff. Parents comfort: actually that spare people good… Finally A man married B. “
In the cinema, the black brothers heard a shout: move the mouse! What you wear is dangerous, but you are very safe! The fox does not make the essence, it is pure coquettish. Little babysitter’s voice is very big, the host tells, this evening comes the person who has the identity, must speak a little whisper. After dinner, the host guests play cards, and the little baby sitter wants to take a break.
Go to the kindergarten and lose the innocence. I lost my childhood in primary school. I lost my happiness in junior high school. Go to high school and lose your mind. Go to college and lose the pursuit. Graduation, lost the profession. Work, lose the edge. Love, lose your mind. Mortgage, lost the next half of your life. Get married and lose your passion. Learn to do business and lose the bottom line. Out of the country, the ancestor “
A man is tired of going out to work every day while his wife stays at home all day. He wanted his wife to understand how he worked out every day. So he prayed and prayed: “Almighty Lord, I work eight hours a day, and my wife just stays in the house. I want to let her know how I am, how do I live? Please let me swap with her body for a day. Amen. No”
Songkran Songkran, everyone splashing blessing, suddenly a man scolded: Mom, who poured me? Others advised: pour you a blessing you. Curse: come this, who took the boiling water poured me? Waiting for the bus to work this morning to catch a bus to the station when the car. Has already been started. So I shouted while chasing master: Master, wait for me, wait for me!…… Then a passenger approached me from the window and said, “
Plant wide Nianshi eleven and half of the Hui Bian two Dan two and half ten + 20 wide Hui Bian Bian Hui eleven factory wide Nianshi half and the two on the two and a half Dan Hui ten + 20 Bian wide plant wide Nianshi eleven and half of the Hui Bian Dan two the two and ten + 20 semi Hui Bian wide plant wide Nianshi eleven and half of the Hui Bian two Dan two and half ten + 20 wide Hui Bian Bian factory wide Nianshi ten”
1, as the saying goes: a good horse does not eat grass; but they said: return of the prodigal son jinbuhuan! 2, as the saying goes: rabbits do not eat grass Waterloo; but they said: First come, first served.! 3, as the saying goes: Prime Minister belly; but they said: there shall not a gentleman! 4, as the saying goes: man, would rather die than surrender; but they said: man, 5, can take temporary setbacks! As the saying goes”
Tang Seng: “when you listen to me, until recently very strange behavior. The teacher said he was two, he walked away not to utter a single word and lie in the small white dragon, the manger.” Wukong: “brother Sha ineloquent, he should be in the expression of your dissatisfaction with the action.” “What do you mean?” FML? Was jump: my blood type is B, my wife’s blood type is B type, the birth of a child. Male B”
The 1. world is so disorderly, to see who is pure. The 2. distance is not beautiful, it is the third. 3. life is like calling, not you hang up first, that is, I hang up first. 4., I don’t even believe in punctuation. 5. the strength of a man is the RMB in your pocket. 6.Hey, excuse me, is your coffin a flip or slippery cover? 7.2B is not just a pencil, but you. 8. laughter is just an expression.
I like to go to school, but I just don’t like class. From small to large, the flag is not on the flag when the flag is raised, but when the national anthem is finished, the flag is just on the top of the bar… Always point to the ugly picture on the book to say to the table, look, this is you. At the same table, I looked over the whole book for the uglier picture and said, look, this is you! There is always a call when you date with the winter holiday.
1. husband paid, get home ready to please wife. He said to his wife, “my dear, I am paid.” Kiss me and give you the money. The wife is slow and indifferent. A husband has no reaction to his wife. “If you don’t come again, I’ll look for someone to wait on me and give her all the money,” he said. “If you dare to go, how do you spend the money?”
The back of a truck was hung with a conspicuous large wooden sign reads: the car has collided with another vehicle 20 times, score: 17 wins, 2 flat, a slight loss. Please be more careful with the visitors! In the store, a customer is questioning the waiter: what is your attitude? The customer is God, don’t you know? The waiter said to him: “the customer is God, but I don’t believe in Christ.” “Nurse”
1. The husband pays the salary and takes home to prepare for his wife. He said to his wife: "My dear, I have paid my salary. I kissed you with my money." His wife remained indifferent. The husband saw no response from his wife. He shouted again: "If you don't come again, I will find someone to wait on me and give her all the money." My wife replied faintly: "If you dare to go, how do you spend the money?
Don Juan: "You Wu Kong you listen to me, the behavior of the recent realization of the net is very strange. For the division more than said him two words, he would not leave a word to go away, and then lying in the food tank Xiaobailong." Goku: " Shadi is not good at words. He should be expressing his dissatisfaction with you by using actions.” “What do you mean?” “Stay down? 蹦蠥: My blood type is B type, my wife’s blood type is B type, and I have a Children B. Male B
Watching a movie in the cinema, he heard a buddy shouting for a black screen: Move your mouse! You are dangerous to wear, but you are very safe! The fox is not very refined and purely light. The babysitter had a particularly loud voice, and the owner said that all the people coming tonight are people with identities, and they must speak in a small voice. After dinner, the owner to play cards, the babysitter settled and wanted to rest early, so he went together
A man is tired of going out to work every day while his wife stays at home all day. He hopes his wife can understand how he fights abroad every day. So he prayed and prayed: I am the Lord Almighty, and I work outside the house for eight hours a day. My wife only stays in the house. I want her to know me. How did I pass it? Please let me and her. Change your body one day! Amen. no
A male then communicated with B female, afraid that her family did not agree. B female cheated his family and said that he had a high-handed, handsome, slightly distressed, no interest in marriage and no parents. And A male often went to find B woman, B female acted bully him, parents Who asked, B woman A: spare tire, honest people. Six months later, B woman played out by Gao Fuai handsome deserted, heartbroken man no good things. Parental comfort: In fact, the spare tire man just fine … Finally A male I got to B