The unfair teacher asked two undisciplined children to stay after school and write their names 100 times. One child went home early after writing and the other was still writing. The teacher asked: What is going on? The child sobbed and said: This is unfair. His name is Hans Falk and I am Mohammed Ali Zaludin Bing. Haji. Ibrahim B.D. Raj. .
The tent was stolen. A and his assistant set up camping tents on the slopes one evening. At midnight, A pushed the assistant next to the star and pointed to the starry sky. Q: What do you think of seeing so many stars? The assistant mused for a long time and said: The sky is infinite. Each star is equivalent to a sun, and the earth we live in is only a small planet in the solar system. We humans
The teacher of the writing language arranges the student to write a composition for a small animal. After he handed it in, there is only one student who has only 100 characters. When the teacher is very unhappy, he finds him to talk. Teacher, I also want to write longer, but the kitten in my family was brought back just a few days ago. It was several times smaller than other students. I certainly wrote it much shorter than them. The student has reason to say. Compare the teacher, this lesson
Do not hit the father's dinner with Peter's father, one of whom has a particularly large nose. At the table, the father saw Peter always looking toward the guest's face, worried that he would talk nonsense, and blinked. Rest assured, Dad. Peter assured the father loudly that I only looked at his big nose and would never say anything impolite. The ants did not say that Xiaoming was on the toilet back
Milk and Pork Dad advised the children to drink milk and said: Drink milk, the future will be as powerful as a cow The next day, the children do not eat pork. Dad asked him why? The child said: Have you eaten pork, will you not be stupid as a pig in the future? My father is dumb. Children's Logic A young woman saw a boy smoking on the road. She asked her child with a warning tone: Did your father know that you smoked? The boy immediately returned
Sentence teacher: Just make a few sentences for me. A: When the weather gets cold, I add clothes. B: I'll add clothes to me and I know the weather is getting cold. C: When the weather became cold, A added clothes. teacher:? Don’t go to middle school. I was expelled from the school because of a fight. A girl from the same class was chasing my house and said to me, “You're gone. What should I do? My mother was in a hurry and asked me:
The aunt, who was a few years old at the table, came back from afar and saw her baby for the first time. He quickly squatted down. Hey, this is the baby. Tell her aunt how old is it? Baby A: Three years old. Aunt said: If you grow really fast, you must be as tall as the table. He thought about his head and asked: Mom, how old is the table? Xiao Xiaohong: Xiao Ming, why didn't you come to class yesterday? Xiao Ming: I have a toothache and go to the hospital
A man who is a fool desperately flees and is still taken by a robber, but he does not find a penny. Why didn't the money run desperately? The robber asked. fool! Didn't you flee hard, I still have a thousand pieces hidden in my shoes? When the honorary husband went up the mountain, he was cut off by thorns. Although it was a minor injury, his wife asked him to go for healing immediately. Her husband was very touched: I didn't think you care about my appearance. Do not!
In order to exercise Xiaoming's self-care ability, Daddy often makes Xiaoming perform some simple chores. One day, my father told Xiaoming to peel potatoes, and Xiao Ming was anxious: You are illegally using child labor! Dad responded: I also told you in court and told you to abuse the elderly unjustly! Instead of stinging, the child is better able to eat at the aunt's house, and the aunt does the fish for him. As the child eats, he says: This fish is really delicious.
The consequences of taking the wrong rice bowl passed through the entrance of the central canteen. I saw a group of people lining up in front of the bulletin board. I cursed and took a look at the past. It turned out to be a sign: Your respected classmate: You accidentally took me. I am deeply sorry about this job because I suffer from hepatitis A. After seeing this article, I quickly throw the wrong rice bowl into the canteen. Early the next morning, it was said that there was already a night in the central canteen.
A branch on a street in a branch company is begging for life every day. One day, someone suddenly discovered that there was no more bowl than anyone else? curious. Go forward and ask: Why do you put two bowls? That smiled and laughed: I don't know how to drop the recent business. So I opened a branch office. Boy, you see, the elephant is bitten by a snake, but it snakes into the hole and the elephant is very depressed.
Qiao replied one day, his wife was not at home for dinner, 7-year-old daughter sat in his wife's position, posing as mother. I looked at her demeanor and could not help but laugh. The son is not convinced that she is living with her mother. He said impolitely: Do you think you are a mother today? Do you know what is 99 times 5? The daughter was not hesitant to answer without hesitation: child, I did not have time to ask your father. Play games we play
Watching Grandmother Mom: Feifei, I called you to send my grandmother yesterday. Did you send it? Feifei: Send it. Mom: Send it? Did the grandmother fall? Are you sending it? Feifei: Watch. When football kicked him out of school and Ah Mao had not returned yet, Amao’s mother asked his classmate: Do you know what Ah Mao is doing? If he is current, then he is playing football on the football field; if he is a goalkeeper, then
Bad pandas love the deer and are rejected when expressing love. Big Panda: Why? Why is it all this? The deer shyly said: My mother said, wearing dark glasses are bad teenagers, I changed men holding 99 roses dedicated to beautiful female colleagues, marry me! I love you! Female: Forget it! I don't feel for you. M: Please tell me that it's not good for me. Female
Nothing Retreat The father said to his son, who often makes trouble outside, saying: "For people to live in, further turmoil, a step back is calm, do you know?" What happens if I fail? My son asked him. When his father heard it, he was very angry and angry: You asked the weather station! Before he could go to school, he found that he had a large swollen face and asked him how he got it. Xiao Ming said: Yesterday
The volunteer students had a group of students climbing. When they reached the top of the mountain, the teacher led the team: Which student was the fastest? I. One of the usual naughty students replied. Well, the teacher said that the camera had just forgotten to bring it, and you went down and brought it up. The teacher of illiteracy lectured on the importance of special characters in the classroom and taught the students to study conscientiously, otherwise they would come to society
Hans piano replied to his friends: "My piano is awesome. Whenever I play madly, I will report time." When my friends did not believe it, I began to slap a few hands. Suddenly, the walls were knocked and clanked, and an old lady shouted: Do not quarrel, now it is twelve o'clock. Dad’s husband was still in a high couch on the morning of the weekend. His friend Tony had already visited. I quickly started to have a three-year-old daughter.
When looking for an excuse to go to class, a classmate is watching comics. When the teacher discovered it, he asked: What are you doing? I am looking for something. What to look for? Find, find the neighboring classmates to answer: to find an excuse. The calculator school organizes math exams and allows students to use calculators. In the examination room, the students were all busy writing books and using calculators to calculate various questions. Suddenly came from a corner of the examination room
Geography teacher asked: Where is Brazil? Student: 51 pages in the geography textbook. Less than a day's sleep, history teacher is in class, just about Napoleon. Looking at the students who fell asleep every day under the desk, the teacher could not help but say with emotion that: Dear students, Napoleon only sleeps for three hours a day. What lessons do you get from here? Xiaoqiang: A lack of sleep will not grow long.
Stephen Chow Classic Dialogue Category: The default column looks up in the morning and shouts: pig ah! See a puppy called Wangcai Others speak to you: Receive! Ask the name your mother your name? When peers see a girl, they say: Helper, taste too bad, right? Saying admiration to a girl: Then we all start this feeling immediately! At the same time, I must say: Miss, I can't deny it