It was such education that Tom always had to listen to his dad's story before going to sleep. Dad: In the past, there was a frog. Tom: Dad, today I don't want to listen to fairy tales. I can tell science fiction stories. Dad: OK, there was a frog before in space. Tom: Well, Dad, to celebrate my 8th birthday, can I say that children are not suitable? Dad: Okay! Don't let your mom know. Previously there was
Hans piano replied to his friends: "My piano is awesome. Whenever I play madly, I will report time." When my friends did not believe it, I began to slap a few hands. Suddenly, the walls were knocked and clanked, and an old lady shouted: Do not quarrel, now it is twelve o'clock. Dad’s husband was still in a high couch on the morning of the weekend. His friend Tony had already visited. I quickly started to have a three-year-old daughter.
When looking for an excuse to go to class, a classmate is watching comics. When the teacher discovered it, he asked: What are you doing? I am looking for something. What to look for? Find, find the neighboring classmates to answer: to find an excuse. The calculator school organizes math exams and allows students to use calculators. In the examination room, the students were all busy writing books and using calculators to calculate various questions. Suddenly came from a corner of the examination room
Geography teacher asked: Where is Brazil? Student: 51 pages in the geography textbook. Less than a day's sleep, history teacher is in class, just about Napoleon. Looking at the students who fell asleep every day under the desk, the teacher could not help but say with emotion that: Dear students, Napoleon only sleeps for three hours a day. What lessons do you get from here? Xiaoqiang: A lack of sleep will not grow long.
Only I didn't laugh. The teacher often educated everyone in the classroom. Don't laugh when you see other people's flaws and misfortunes. One day, Little Brown said to the teacher: There is a child on campus today who fell into a puddle. Everyone laughed. Only I did not laugh. You are right. The teacher praised who fell into the puddle. it's me. Brown replied. Great Biography Teacher: I ask everyone to write "I
The idiom magically uses a teacher to revise the composition and suddenly laughs wildly. The original student wrote in his essay: "Seieng lost his horse. Do you know that you are not a blessing?" For food, bones will not be changed. After a while, laughing wildly, the essay wrote: I was late for class, and the head teacher kept waiting and catching him. It was really a pot. In the classroom of the new Miyoshi students, Miss Chen saw that some students were sleeping on the table and some were eating snacks.
Glasses One day, the soups in the canteens lined up for a long time. The reason was that a girl took a big spoon and fished in a bucket. Behind the boys thought, how do you say people want to get some vegetables head thing, so the boys are waiting behind the pots. However, after a long time passed, the girl was still fishing. The boys finally couldn't stand it. Road: Almost enough, ah.
Wife: You care about the game better than me and your child. Who: Who said? Wife: Do you still admit it? I ask you, where were we Xiaobao? Fu: The day of the match between the Liaoning team and the Bayi team! Dao Daji father father whim, test his son: baby, do you know what words can be a word to it? Dad, son answered quickly: weather forecast!
In the campaign to publicize funerals, a TV station interviewed the wife of the deceased: Are you planning to use a sea burial? This woman shook her head again and again and said: No, he can't swim. The thief had more than one young man from a foreign township and went to a city in the northeast for a business trip. He asked a local person how many hotels there are available for accommodation. The Northeasters replied: "More thieves and more thieves!" Scaring this young man back again and again, hurry to leave this
Why can't you finish your housework? The wife complained to her husband. There is no way, you will not let me pick one more. The husband answered. The hospital had the enlightenment of the inpatient department of Beiyisanyuan Hospital: If the patient is not able to complete the hospitalization procedure, the person who added the number of pens will be able to do the following:
Customer: Buy a pound of meatballs. Sales clerk: Please pay eight groceries. Customer: How to pay food tickets for buying meatballs? Salesperson: There are 82 leftovers in a pound ball. A young man did not want to join the army and pretended to have poor eyes during physical examination. Doctor: Which side is this e? Young people: What e? Doctor: This on the eye chart! Young people: That pot of vision? Doctor: Wall this
A man cuts a haircut into a barber shop. The man said to the barber: Please cut the hair on the left short, the hair on the right let it drop to the ear, don't cut it, and then cut me a piece of the five-dollar coin on the forehead and leave it Long hair, so that I can pull it to the chin. Sorry, sir, hairdresser: I may not be able to do this. Can not do it? The customer is angry, last time
He told his son, I want to find a wife for you. Son said, but I'm willing to find it myself! Hey, but this girl is the daughter of Bill Gates! Son said that if so, it can. Then he found Bill Gates and said, I found a husband for your daughter. Bill Gates said, no, my daughter is still small! He said, but this young man is the vice president of the World Bank! Bill Gates
One person, who often makes the same dream, always finds himself in the dream to discover a major world secret, but he cannot remember anything when he wakes up. Finally, one day, he was determined to dig out the secret of the world. He put paper and pen on the pillow and went to bed. When he dreamed again, he wrote down the world secret while he was awake and awake.
There was a woman who could not control her fart because of total control and came to the hospital for examination. Waited in the waiting room for 20 minutes and finally came to her. Doctor, you give me a good look. I can't control the fart. fart? Yes, I often go out to socializing places. This is not. I met Mr. Mayor the day before yesterday. But when I met with him, I still couldn't help but put five farts. Of course I didn't make a noise. Also, last night and I
My mother asked the youngest daughter what she wanted most on her birthday, and her daughter shouted: "I want a little brother." Mother replied: Dad and Mom are also very willing to give you a little brother, but there is not enough time to prepare the younger brother before your birthday. The daughter is weird to say: Then why don't you work overtime? It's nice to be too early to take a class in kindergarten. The teacher repeatedly warned him to ask him to set
The woman met her old friend B and carefully examined her for a long time and said: What's wrong with your hair? Like wearing a wig. B is very embarrassed, seeing no one, whispering to A: Tell the truth to you, I really wear a wig. is it? A said, I can't see it at all. There were two people who had mowing the grass and lived on both sides of the river. Both of them had bad ears, but they were all very polite. one day
The judge asked the defendant: Are you sure you are not lying? Defendant: What do you mean? The judge did not understand: You told me that you only have one brother, but why did your sister say she had two older brothers? A gentleman said to the repairman: After checking the tires for me, the mechanic checked for a long time and said: You have four tires.
1. The father and son passed the entrance of a five-star hotel and saw a very luxurious imported car. The son said to his father in disdain: Those who ride this kind of car must have no knowledge in their stomachs! The father replied lightly: There is no money in the pockets of people who say such things! Does your opinion of things also reflect your true attitude? 2. After dinner, mother and daughter wash together
One day business trip to Foshan, Guangdong, mystery road. See an old lady beside the road, take a cool ride and ask for directions. Who knows the Iraqi fingertips for a long time, but I do not know what to do. A middle-aged man came by the road and smiled. She said she did not understand your dialect. Haven't flown to a small village in the mountains has finally been powered up! Every household is equipped with electric lights. Zhang San closed the switch with excitement and turned the switch on again, but the light did not shine.