He told his son, I want to find a wife for you. Son said, but I'm willing to find it myself! Hey, but this girl is the daughter of Bill Gates! Son said that if so, it can. Then he found Bill Gates and said, I found a husband for your daughter. Bill Gates said, no, my daughter is still small! He said, but this young man is the vice president of the World Bank! Bill Gates
One person, who often makes the same dream, always finds himself in the dream to discover a major world secret, but he cannot remember anything when he wakes up. Finally, one day, he was determined to dig out the secret of the world. He put paper and pen on the pillow and went to bed. When he dreamed again, he wrote down the world secret while he was awake and awake.
There was a woman who could not control her fart because of total control and came to the hospital for examination. Waited in the waiting room for 20 minutes and finally came to her. Doctor, you give me a good look. I can't control the fart. fart? Yes, I often go out to socializing places. This is not. I met Mr. Mayor the day before yesterday. But when I met with him, I still couldn't help but put five farts. Of course I didn't make a noise. Also, last night and I
My mother asked the youngest daughter what she wanted most on her birthday, and her daughter shouted: "I want a little brother." Mother replied: Dad and Mom are also very willing to give you a little brother, but there is not enough time to prepare the younger brother before your birthday. The daughter is weird to say: Then why don't you work overtime? It's nice to be too early to take a class in kindergarten. The teacher repeatedly warned him to ask him to set
The woman met her old friend B and carefully examined her for a long time and said: What's wrong with your hair? Like wearing a wig. B is very embarrassed, seeing no one, whispering to A: Tell the truth to you, I really wear a wig. is it? A said, I can't see it at all. There were two people who had mowing the grass and lived on both sides of the river. Both of them had bad ears, but they were all very polite. one day
The judge asked the defendant: Are you sure you are not lying? Defendant: What do you mean? The judge did not understand: You told me that you only have one brother, but why did your sister say she had two older brothers? A gentleman said to the repairman: After checking the tires for me, the mechanic checked for a long time and said: You have four tires.
1. The father and son passed the entrance of a five-star hotel and saw a very luxurious imported car. The son said to his father in disdain: Those who ride this kind of car must have no knowledge in their stomachs! The father replied lightly: There is no money in the pockets of people who say such things! Does your opinion of things also reflect your true attitude? 2. After dinner, mother and daughter wash together
One day business trip to Foshan, Guangdong, mystery road. See an old lady beside the road, take a cool ride and ask for directions. Who knows the Iraqi fingertips for a long time, but I do not know what to do. A middle-aged man came by the road and smiled. She said she did not understand your dialect. Haven't flown to a small village in the mountains has finally been powered up! Every household is equipped with electric lights. Zhang San closed the switch with excitement and turned the switch on again, but the light did not shine.
One day at work, Xiao Wang and Xiao Li set off the chess and smashed it and was discovered by the factory manager. The director was very angry and asked them to review the mistakes in front of the entire factory staff. After Xiao Wang made a deep review, Xiao Li went to the stage. I really made a serious mistake that cannot be ignored. The factory manager listened and was quite satisfied in his heart. I shouldn't have conquered! An old farmer in Tiananmen Square longed for Beijing’s Tiananmen Square for a long time.
In a legal basic knowledge class, the teacher said: The so-called proper defense is to make violence against people who infringe on you, and does not bear legal responsibility for the other injured, but the proper defense can not be excessive, that is to say, how much others want to hurt you. You can only hurt others to what extent. To put it simply, the point is: How do people think of you, how can you only treat others?
Tracing the thief can take the loss back; after catching up with the girlfriend, your loss has just begun. Seat belts, safety helmets, and condoms It is not human relationships but plastic products that can give people a sense of security in the modern society. The reason why romance is painful is because the other person's heart has gone back and his heart is still unwilling to return. Richness does not have much, but less luxury. The relationship is mud rice bowl, it will be broken
One day, my father asked her eight-year-old son to send a letter. The son had already run with a letter. The father remembered that there was no address on the envelope and the name of the recipient. When my son came back, my father asked him: Did you throw the letter in the mail box? Of course, you didn't see the address and the recipient's name on the envelope? Of course I saw nothing on the envelope. Why didn't you get it back? I thought you didn’t write
A beautiful woman married an ugly man. When the woman became pregnant, she looked at her husband and complained: If my child is like you, you really should be cursing. Her husband replied: If my child is not like me, you are cursed. Coach: There are two things that prevent you from becoming a good football player. Player: What? Coach: Your left and right feet
One day, a president suddenly whim, intending to visit a mental hospital. After receiving the notice, the director of the mental hospital ordered him to step up preparations. In order to please the president, he also strictly trained the patients in the hospital to welcome him and warmly applaud them. The President came, and the enthusiastic applause of the patients made him very satisfied. Suddenly, the president asked the president: Why did you not applause just now? Dean
An indigestion patient complained to the doctor: I have been abnormal recently. What to eat, what to eat, how to eat cucumbers, how to eat cucumbers, and how to return to normal? The doctor is silent for a moment, then you can only eat it. To marry a house! The bees are wildly chasing butterflies and butterflies are married to snails. Bees are puzzled: Where is he better than me? The butterfly replied: How do people have their own house?
Someone is joking with a hypocritical and ugly priest: Do you praise God every day in order to reward him for creating a handsome face for you? Although I look very ugly, the priest said proudly, but God has given me as much knowledge as your hair. Is this true? The man said, taking off his hat, and seeing, I was bald.
Jack went to a bar to hire a guard. The manager of the bar asked: Did you have any experience? Of course, Jack looked around and saw a drunk man coming over. He immediately grabbed him and kicked him out, and then he gloated. Manager: May I see the general manager? I think you may have to wait a little longer because he has just been kicked out by you.
Students are famous computer fans in class. This computer class in heaven, stealing the computer he was caught by the teacher is a teacher: on my class dare to play? Are you all urban, right? This question you do! Student: Yeah this program doesn't respond. It may be busy or it has stopped executing. Teacher: No? Ah, you can't find textbooks? Student: Missing Shortcuts, Searching for a Teacher: No Course Books
Her husband accidentally soiled her white coat after work and borrowed a black coat from her friend. When I got off work to the front door, my family's dog kept yelling and my husband was angry. I picked up a stick and tried to beat it. The wife said: Let's forget. Her husband was angry and said: This dog is really hateful. Even I don't know it. My wife said: My dear, you should also think about where you are. If one morning, the white dog went out, It turns into night
An introduction to the teacher's appearance. It should be that the teacher has a face and even the teacher has a clawed face. Our language teacher was almost not crazy. I cyclist and I went out to play with his classmate, and his valve core was broken. I took it and pulled it out to him. We were happy to ride home. 100 meters of the game finally started. The students ran like a wild dog.