A man said to the neighbor: Do you want to go to a masquerade again? You know, today's show is still yesterday's show! Yes, I know, but I don't wear a dress yesterday. Is the pig's English spelling PUG? No, it's PIG. No, how do I remember it? U(YOU) Yeah, you made a mistake. It's i!
Obesity's physics teacher did an experiment to make students understand the phenomenon of light refraction. She fills the glass with water and asks: Suppose I am a sunbeam and insert water. What is the result? One student replied: Water overflows! It was not something that was pretentious to China’s foreign professor Tong Yang’s teaching of Chinese lessons to students. He said that Chinese people called things like things, such as tables and chairs, televisions, etc.; but there were students.
In a small rural village, there was a woman who was found to be an unfilial wife, but she did not always admit it. One day, she could not stand the criticism of others and shouted: Who said I am not filial piety? A few days ago my mother-in-law was sick and I chewed and ate her to eat it! Others asked: Is that right? Then we You blamed you, what did you feed her? The wife answered: I chewed the sugar cane to feed her!
If you feel distressed in your heart, call 俺 俺! Talk about feelings, please press 1 to talk about work, please press 2 to talk about life, please press 3 to give us an introduction. Please press 4 to ask for dinner. Please talk, find money, and hang up. One day, I told you that you were a pig. You said: I am a pig. So I started calling you a pig. Finally one day you couldn't help but live in front of everyone and announced loudly: I'm not a pig!
A good-hearted person often gives some money to his family near the house. One day, he said: Sir, you gave me 10 dollars each time two years ago, and last year you reduced it to 5 dollars. This year, there is only one US dollar. Why? That person Say: I was a bachelor two years ago. I was married last year. I have children this year. I had to save money for family life. I heard angry saying: How can you use my money to feed your family?
In a college basketball game, the last championship history team and the computer team entered the final. Before the game, play posters to help each other. History Department Cloud: History proves that history has amazing similarities! Computer Department Cloud: Public opinion is that computer will rewrite history. The placard of the advertisement, the report below the mouth of the report is half of the word; The above cow is half of the word. The meaning of this word is that many advertisements
One day, a president suddenly whim, intending to visit a mental hospital. After receiving the notice, the director of the mental hospital ordered him to step up preparations. In order to please the president, he also strictly trained the patients in the hospital to welcome him and warmly applaud them. The President came, and the enthusiastic applause of the patients made him very satisfied. Suddenly, the president asked the president: Why did you not applause just now? Dean
An indigestion patient complained to the doctor: I have been abnormal recently. What to eat, what to eat, how to eat cucumbers, how to eat cucumbers, and how to return to normal? The doctor is silent for a moment, then you can only eat it. To marry a house! The bees are wildly chasing butterflies and butterflies are married to snails. Bees are puzzled: Where is he better than me? The butterfly replied: How do people have their own house?
Someone is joking with a hypocritical and ugly priest: Do you praise God every day in order to reward him for creating a handsome face for you? Although I look very ugly, the priest said proudly, but God has given me as much knowledge as your hair. Is this true? The man said, taking off his hat, and seeing, I was bald.
Jack went to a bar to hire a guard. The manager of the bar asked: Did you have any experience? Of course, Jack looked around and saw a drunk man coming over. He immediately grabbed him and kicked him out, and then he gloated. Manager: May I see the general manager? I think you may have to wait a little longer because he has just been kicked out by you.
Students are famous computer fans in class. This computer class in heaven, stealing the computer he was caught by the teacher is a teacher: on my class dare to play? Are you all urban, right? This question you do! Student: Yeah this program doesn't respond. It may be busy or it has stopped executing. Teacher: No? Ah, you can't find textbooks? Student: Missing Shortcuts, Searching for a Teacher: No Course Books
Her husband accidentally soiled her white coat after work and borrowed a black coat from her friend. When I got off work to the front door, my family's dog kept yelling and my husband was angry. I picked up a stick and tried to beat it. The wife said: Let's forget. Her husband was angry and said: This dog is really hateful. Even I don't know it. My wife said: My dear, you should also think about where you are. If one morning, the white dog went out, It turns into night
An introduction to the teacher's appearance. It should be that the teacher has a face and even the teacher has a clawed face. Our language teacher was almost not crazy. I cyclist and I went out to play with his classmate, and his valve core was broken. I took it and pulled it out to him. We were happy to ride home. 100 meters of the game finally started. The students ran like a wild dog.
A young man falls in love with a girl, and finally the girl becomes his fiancee. The girl had a birthday on this day and the young man wanted to send a present. He came to the shop and saw diamonds and jewelry. But they are too expensive. Suddenly the young man saw a vase. The vase was so beautiful that it was more appropriate for the young man to send it to his fiancée. But it is still so expensive for young people to watch for a long time
First-floor occupants do not know where to get a big dog. When it arrived, it was very vigilant, and it was mad when it was a little bit loud. My home is on the sixth floor. Although I go to the floor every day, I'm going to be mad. I was so brave that the dog called me and I ran hard for fear that it would burst out. On Sunday, I went to pick up my sister who was attending an English training class to have dinner at home. Just entered the first floor,
An electrician walked into the operating room and said to a dying patient wearing an oxygen mask: Hey! You listen well and take a deep breath. I need to power off for five minutes! One night, a naked man called a taxi. The female driver stared at him with a constant gaze. The naked man was furious and said, "You've never seen a naked man!" The female driver is also furious: I see where your mother is getting money! A patient sang in bed and started to sing
In the freshman year, he discovered that there were insects and the whole bowl of rice fell down. In his sophomore year, he found a worm and picked out the worms to continue eating. In his junior year, he found a worm that was eaten without any insects. : No insects found, protest, no insects eat dinner! During graduate studies: I found an insect, sighed, and I was too monotonous. When I was reading: I found only insects, and I felt that the school food had improved.
Xiao Ming is sick. Dad busy calling to tell the doctor. Doctors. Before you came. What should I do to prepare? Prepare the money for the doctor's very positive answer. A certain gentleman drove in a hurry and urinated in an empty sprite bottle. When he got stuck in a traffic jam, he got off and tried to keep the bottle in the trash and was taken by a patrolling patrol officer.