One afternoon, with heavy rain, my classmates were on Zhonghua Road. As a result, three or four fire engines passed through and heard conversations with a group of young people aged 17 or eight. A: It is so big under the rain. How can there be a fire. Why do fire engines come out? ? B: Stupid! You do not understand it is out of water!
Xiao Ming is sick. Dad busy calling to tell the doctor. Doctors. Before you came. What should I do to prepare? Prepare the money for the doctor's very positive answer. A certain gentleman drove in a hurry and urinated in an empty sprite bottle. When he got stuck in a traffic jam, he got off and tried to keep the bottle in the trash and was taken by a patrolling patrol officer.
A young man received a gift on his birthday and was a talking parrot. However, the parrot was soon found to be swearing, rude, and not polite at all. He is determined to change the parrot. Every day, polite expressions are used, gentle words are spoken, gentle music is played, but no use at all, parrots are still swearing. He shouted angrily at the parrot, and the parrot shouted at him louder. once
During the study class, Xiaojuan carelessly put a fart. The students all turned their heads. At this time, A Tian, who was in love with her, said quickly: I'm sorry, but I let it go. After a while, Xiaojuan couldn't help but put it aside. She was also in love with her Xiao Du busy defending her: Since everyone is so happy, I also put it together for a ride. However, after a while, Xiaojuan released another person. At this time, someone asked: Who is this again? At the same time
The wife worked in the Customer Complaints Department of a department store. One day after the quarrel with her husband, the husband was ranked in the complaints by the customer. At the turn of his time, he whispered in her ear and asked her to go out for dinner at night and he must apologize. The wife heard it and immediately smiled and kissed him. After the husband left, the man behind him stepped forward and said: My complaint is the same as his.
1, according to the pig's aesthetic, I am basically considered a handsome guy. 2, do not sleep in the classroom, bury the drunk on the table. 3. I installed an inch display so that my mistakes may look smaller. 4, your ugly and your face does not matter 5, want to pollute a place there are two ways: garbage, or banknotes! 6, the animals still have the slightest compassion, and I have no
The teacher asked the students to write a essay titled, "What should I do when I grow up." Winter and Winter wrote: I grew up to be a police officer to help everyone catch bad guys. The teacher's comment is: Very good wish, but first, pay attention to your cousin, he said that he should grow up to grab the bank.
The school is hosting a computer training class. Students report poor teaching conditions. Mosquitoes couldn't stand it when they were in class. Some students raised their hands and said: Teacher, can you put the mosquitoes in the classroom into the recycle bin and completely delete them? The teacher said yes, but you must first select it.
For the first time, I went home on night shift. It was already very late. I washed in the bathroom and suddenly heard the movement in the doorway. It seems someone is slamming my lock at the door. So I shouted: Who, what? Who knows that the thief answered at the door: It's too late to go to bed, what to do. There will be no sound after that. I was at a loss for the second time. I was at home and rest during the day. When I was surfing the Internet, I suddenly heard it.
Bugs: A Fang, this flower is for you. A Fang: Bugs, you are a gentleman. I used to leave you and my classmates for feelings. I can't think of you sending flowers to me! What do you want to say? It does not matter, say! Bugs: I want to say Happy Ching Ming Festival!
When I was living in the United States, I taught Chinese in overseas Chinese schools. Many students were wearing braces to receive dental corrections. On one occasion, I tried to trigger students to answer what was backfeeding. For example, he asked: Parents now spend a lot of money to correct your teeth for you. In the future, when parents are old, you spend money to set up dentures for them. What is the situation? The students spoke in unison:
A female teacher who just graduated from normal school drew an apple on the blackboard and asked the students: Children, who knows what is drawn on the blackboard? The children are rushing to answer: It's a butt! The teacher's angry face is tears, go to the principal to assess. The principal reprimanded the students: You are really ignorant and the teacher is so good. You still cried her. Looked at the blackboard and said: Who is it? Also draw on the blackboard
There was a soldier who was about to go to military service. He was afraid that when he went out, his wife had a child and he would gossiping. He said to the pregnant wife before he left for the house: "Honey, if you are born, send a telegram and say that * kimchi has arrived." *, don't say you had a baby
There were times when CS was played at a cybercafe, which happened to meet the police and the Bureau of Industry and Commerce. The internet cafe has a total of 3 rooms, one outside and two inside. The owner of the Internet cafe saw the police coming, and quickly called all the machines in the outermost room to stop. When he was talking to the police, he suddenly heard someone say something in the middle: how are so many policemen?
The defendant promised his defense lawyer that if you have the ability to allow me to stay in prison for only half a year, then you will receive an additional $1O00 gratuity. As a result, the defendant finally got his wish, and the lawyer said while he was collecting money: This is really a tricky business. The judges wanted to be released without charge.