The wife worked in the Customer Complaints Department of a department store. One day after the quarrel with her husband, the husband was ranked in the complaints by the customer. At the turn of his time, he whispered in her ear and asked her to go out for dinner at night and he must apologize. The wife heard it and immediately smiled and kissed him. After the husband left, the man behind him stepped forward and said: My complaint is the same as his.
Driver: I don't think it's OK. What is it? I have been doing this for ten years. The passengers never said a word and were displeased with me! Guest: Is it? What car do you drive? Driver: hearse! There is a professor who quarrels with his wife. His wife is a shrew and she is very deaf. The professor will not be embarrassed. His angry shout: Idem! Ibid!
One afternoon, with heavy rain, my classmates were on Zhonghua Road. As a result, three or four fire engines passed through and heard conversations with a group of young people aged 17 or eight. A: It is so big under the rain. How can there be a fire. Why do fire engines come out? ? B: Stupid! You do not understand it is out of water!
Xiao Ming is sick. Dad busy calling to tell the doctor. Doctors. Before you came. What should I do to prepare? Prepare the money for the doctor's very positive answer. A certain gentleman drove in a hurry and urinated in an empty sprite bottle. When he got stuck in a traffic jam, he got off and tried to keep the bottle in the trash and was taken by a patrolling patrol officer.
A young man received a gift on his birthday and was a talking parrot. However, the parrot was soon found to be swearing, rude, and not polite at all. He is determined to change the parrot. Every day, polite expressions are used, gentle words are spoken, gentle music is played, but no use at all, parrots are still swearing. He shouted angrily at the parrot, and the parrot shouted at him louder. once
During the study class, Xiaojuan carelessly put a fart. The students all turned their heads. At this time, A Tian, who was in love with her, said quickly: I'm sorry, but I let it go. After a while, Xiaojuan couldn't help but put it aside. She was also in love with her Xiao Du busy defending her: Since everyone is so happy, I also put it together for a ride. However, after a while, Xiaojuan released another person. At this time, someone asked: Who is this again? At the same time
1, according to the pig's aesthetic, I am basically considered a handsome guy. 2, do not sleep in the classroom, bury the drunk on the table. 3. I installed an inch display so that my mistakes may look smaller. 4, your ugly and your face does not matter 5, want to pollute a place there are two ways: garbage, or banknotes! 6, the animals still have the slightest compassion, and I have no
Xiao Li is 25 years old and still has no girlfriend. Under his buddies, he decided to chase a girl he had met at the station for a long time. One day after work, he saw the girl waiting at the bus station and then stood next to her. Because she didn't know how to open her mouth, Li felt very anxious. Seeing the bus coming, she had to get on the bus. Xiao Li had to pick up something from the ground and catch up.
In a remote village, there is a straight utility pole on a narrow path, and it's strange to say that people are always there. Soon a pair of young men and women accidentally knocked down the bicycle and died on the spot. One night, 5-year-old Xiao Zhi and his mother went there on their way home. Xiao Zhi suddenly: Mom, there are two people on the telephone pole. Mom took his hand and quickly walked away and said: Do not talk nonsense!
A ghost went to the bar and drank alcohol and ordered a glass of beer. Halfway through it, he felt anxious and wanted to go to the bathroom. But I was afraid that the wine would be consumed by others. So he borrowed a pen and paper from the waiter. Written on the paper: I spit in the cup. Then he walked away with confidence. After a while, he came back and found that the wine was still there. He was very happy. However, he discovered again
One day, Xiaomei's late arrival to school was just seen by the principal. The principal said: "You see what time you have. Now you have to leave school to learn what you feel." Xiaomei pointed to his own hair and said: Slippery, smooth, this feeling is clear and elegant. The principal said: Look, you are still wearing such a show when you go to school. Xiaomei said with a high chest: It is good to be a woman. The principal said: Like you, you must definitely take the wrong road.
The teacher asked the students to write a essay titled, "What should I do when I grow up." Winter and Winter wrote: I grew up to be a police officer to help everyone catch bad guys. The teacher's comment is: Very good wish, but first, pay attention to your cousin, he said that he should grow up to grab the bank.
The school is hosting a computer training class. Students report poor teaching conditions. Mosquitoes couldn't stand it when they were in class. Some students raised their hands and said: Teacher, can you put the mosquitoes in the classroom into the recycle bin and completely delete them? The teacher said yes, but you must first select it.
For the first time, I went home on night shift. It was already very late. I washed in the bathroom and suddenly heard the movement in the doorway. It seems someone is slamming my lock at the door. So I shouted: Who, what? Who knows that the thief answered at the door: It's too late to go to bed, what to do. There will be no sound after that. I was at a loss for the second time. I was at home and rest during the day. When I was surfing the Internet, I suddenly heard it.
Bugs: A Fang, this flower is for you. A Fang: Bugs, you are a gentleman. I used to leave you and my classmates for feelings. I can't think of you sending flowers to me! What do you want to say? It does not matter, say! Bugs: I want to say Happy Ching Ming Festival!
When I was living in the United States, I taught Chinese in overseas Chinese schools. Many students were wearing braces to receive dental corrections. On one occasion, I tried to trigger students to answer what was backfeeding. For example, he asked: Parents now spend a lot of money to correct your teeth for you. In the future, when parents are old, you spend money to set up dentures for them. What is the situation? The students spoke in unison: