A head of state came to visit a psychiatric hospital. He asked a patient if he knew who I was. The patient shook his head. So he announced loudly: I am the president of the country, your leader. My strength is greater than that of God! The patients smiled and looked at him sympathetically. One of them patted him on the shoulder and said: Yeah, yeah, when we got sick, it was like you!
David was late for work and hurried to catch the last ferry. Just arrived at the dock and found that the boat was about 5 meters off the shore. He strided up one stride and fell to the deck. A crew member came over to see him. David said, "I'm catching it. I'm so lucky! The crew said strangely: But why do you not wait? The boat is docking.
Xiao Li is 25 years old and still has no girlfriend. Under his buddies, he decided to chase a girl he had met at the station for a long time. One day after work, he saw the girl waiting at the bus station and then stood next to her. Because she didn't know how to open her mouth, Li felt very anxious. Seeing the bus coming, she had to get on the bus. Xiao Li had to pick up something from the ground and catch up.
In a remote village, there is a straight utility pole on a narrow path, and it's strange to say that people are always there. Soon a pair of young men and women accidentally knocked down the bicycle and died on the spot. One night, 5-year-old Xiao Zhi and his mother went there on their way home. Xiao Zhi suddenly: Mom, there are two people on the telephone pole. Mom took his hand and quickly walked away and said: Do not talk nonsense!
A ghost went to the bar and drank alcohol and ordered a glass of beer. Halfway through it, he felt anxious and wanted to go to the bathroom. But I was afraid that the wine would be consumed by others. So he borrowed a pen and paper from the waiter. Written on the paper: I spit in the cup. Then he walked away with confidence. After a while, he came back and found that the wine was still there. He was very happy. However, he discovered again
One day, Xiaomei's late arrival to school was just seen by the principal. The principal said: "You see what time you have. Now you have to leave school to learn what you feel." Xiaomei pointed to his own hair and said: Slippery, smooth, this feeling is clear and elegant. The principal said: Look, you are still wearing such a show when you go to school. Xiaomei said with a high chest: It is good to be a woman. The principal said: Like you, you must definitely take the wrong road.
One girl named Xiaorong lives in a residential building next to the square. I do not know when the time began, she was attracted by a young policeman patrolling the square. He stared at the window and looked at the figure wearing the police uniform. However, she did not have the courage to go to confession. A friend knows her thoughts and gives her an idea: Xiao Rong, you bring some silk handkerchief to welcome him and go to him.
I am a smart thief who has long been on the blacklist of the Public Security Bureau. On this day, I searched the square for prey as usual, and a charming long-haired girl entered my sight. She is sitting on a bench by the square and eating ice cream. I walked behind her and stole the bag easily. There is a bunch of keys in the bag, bright and shiny; a banknote, thick; a new
A teacher from the philosophy department only took one test during the midterm. The question is what is courage like this? When everybody is desperately trying to write something, there is a classmate who does not write a word! But he only has five words. This is courage! Gave him full marks. However, it is even more behind. It was hard to get to the final exam. This teacher is still only a question
About talking to her husband: You are not reasonable. Wife: I have never talked with you or I. The family is not a reasonable place. Say you're a man. It's still 8 months longer than me. You have to let me. About money husband: I will give you the proportion of money I will earn in the future, and I will earn more for a long time, so I have more enthusiasm. Wife: OK. Husband: What percentage of my money do you give? Wife