1. One day, Xiao Ming was plastering on her hand. The teacher asked: What happened to your hand? Xiao Ming said: The teacher was cut off and said: Why? Xiao Ming said: Because I'm too lazy the teacher said: too lazy will break? Xiao Ming said: I walk on the road, and the shoes run into a rock, but I lazy to get my hands on it and hold the poles and shake their feet to let the stones fall out. The passersby thought that I would hit me with a wooden stick.
During the Ching Ming Festival, the teacher asked, "After you die, what kind of epitaph are you planning to write?" Here are some of the responses: 1. A room, asking for rent, negotiating. 2. Little things call for souls, digging graves. 3. I think I can still rescue it! 4. Advertising space for rent 5. Provide whip body service, once 100! 6. In the course of gene reorganization, please wait for 20 years 7. Single-pick Hades in Hades and ask for teamwork! 8. Pastor, help me
When I went to school in the morning, my mom came in and called his son: "My son, get up and go to school" "Why? Mom! I don't want to go." "Tell me two reasons why you don't want to go." "Okay?" The children don't like me and the teachers don't like me." "So…no matter what, there is no reason not to go to school." "Mom! Then you give me two reasons why I have to go to school?"
Not dare to move A and B are talking about the feelings of the two when the first roller coaster. A: I can't, I put on roller skates, and I just stood there and didn't dare to move. B: I'm fine. I can't help but I can't stand up…. Assuming it's at your own risk, on a patrol ship in the open sea, on a very hazy one-day evening, not far from the front of the warship, it seems like there is another The ship, then it issued the light signal
1, Cyndi: "Love you", "I love you", "I really love you." Li Zongsheng: "I really love you." Jerry Yan: "I really love you." Comments: Is it so complicated? 2. Faye Wong: If you are fake. Teresa Teng: "If I am true." Xiao Zhengnan: "If I'm fake." Meng Tingyi: "True or false." Comments: can return
1. One day, your name will appear on my family's account book! 2. Think about salary and salary, forget it, and don't want to live. 3. I have lived N for many years and failed to do anything for the motherland or the people. Every thought and this is heartbreaking. 4, I fight with fat, almost did not sacrifice 5, live it, is born, live ~ ~ 6, then ugly to fall in love, talking about the world full of love. 7, the ship hits
Five students smoking addiction. One day they smoked in the toilet and were seen by the director of the tutor. The tutor told the head teacher that the head teacher would ask them five conversations the next day. Teacher: "Are you smoking? Student A: "Suck…" Teacher: "Suck? You are glorious! Go home and call the parents? After Student A returns, and the other four say, "Is the teacher asking you to smoke?
Once there was a mountain village where there was a very fast running chicken. The chicken ran faster than any animal. The owner of the villa is often proud to boast that the chicken he runs is the fastest. Later came a very wealthy foreigner who liked the chicken very much. I said to the owner of the villa, "I'll give you 200,000. You sold this chicken to me. The owner of the villa said: I
The young Jack, who is at the age of military service, is the result of the draw. He just draws the next sign, the most difficult of these arms — the Marine Corps. Jack was so worried about it all day that he almost came to the point where the tea was not thought and the food was not wanted. Oketo, the wise grandfather, saw his grandson's appearance, and he thought to teach him well. Old Oktoll: "Children, there's nothing to worry about. When the sea
In the chair on the outside of the hospital's color Doppler, four men were seated. Their wives were all IVF infants in this hospital. The operation was successful. Now all the wives are waiting for a color check in the colorimeter room to determine if their baby is healthy. After a while, a woman came out and smiled and walked up to the first man and said, "Congratulations, husband! You are now twins.
1, there are dishes? In the chemistry class, the teacher explained the relationship between solvent and solute: "A certain solvent can only dissolve certain solute. For example, if you eat a bowl of rice and eat a bowl, the third bowl will be full and you will still be full. Can you eat it?” A student asked: “Do you have any food?” 2. In the examination, one of the students took out the dice and shook out ten multiple-choice questions. Near the end
There are two conditions for a woman to marry. 1. Be handsome. 2. Have a car computer to help her search for results. – Chess, the woman who is not satisfied with the result of the search and enter 1. Have a beautiful house 2 There must be a lot of money for the computer to help her find out again – the bank is still not disappointed with the woman, continue to enter the conditions 1. To be cool 2. The result of the security search is found
When I later gave birth to a son, I would call "Good-looking". When others saw me, I would say "Good-looking father." Work, take a step back, love, take a step back to building. Money is not a problem, the problem is no money! When I was drunk, nobody would accept it. I would help the wall! I was like a fly on the glass. The future was bright, but I could not find a way out. If you eat more fish, you can change brain
1. Force me again and force me to show you dead! 2. Lao Tzu not only has a car, but also own! 3. How many people do you despise me? Are you old? 4. I won't say anything if I kill you. You haven't made a beauty count! 5. Who is sitting in the village today, not even the blackboard! 6. It is always reflective mirror! 7. The handsome has a P use? Well, it's not a pawn to eat! 8. Don't worry if you give it to me. There's nothing wrong with it.
A On a certain day of a certain year in a certain year, there are thunderstorms in some parts of Shanghai. A middle-aged man called: "I, I, and I…" "Sir, don't worry. What problems do you have?" "I didn't get money on your machine." "Isn't your account deducted? , but the machine did not throw out money?" "No, the machine vomited money." "Then why did you not get the money" "machine
1. Insert rice into the cylinder by hand and plug it in. 2. When there are bricks in the ground, you can walk away from one grid to the next (you can't go over the border, you must completely stay inside the grid). 3. Use mirror to reflect sunlight. Take a photo4, lay a sheet of paper on top of the coin, and then use a pencil to describe the shape above. After eating the candy, wrap the candy paper back into the original boxy shape. 6. The supermarket walks on the shopping cart.
We were strong in the dormitory. One day he found mosquitoes in the mosquito nets, but he did not catch it for a long time. The buddy sighed and said, "Mom, starve you," and quickly put the mosquito nets back up. The mosquito nets were not put up in the sky and finally the mosquitoes were starved to death. One day he discovered that mosquito nets flew into a fly and said to us, "I'm not killing it." We said: "Flies are resistant.
I had mental illness once. I went to a mental hospital to practice and walk in the yard. Suddenly, a patient ran up against me with a kitchen knife, scared me to run, and the result was blocked by the wall. I thought it would be over. As a result, the patient ran up to me and handed me a kitchen knife and said, "Take you to catch me." There was something personal about him. He had a bad stomach. One day, he came to a stomach hospital to see a doctor
1. When boarding the plane for the first time, the flight attendant greeted me at the entrance to the cabin and asked me: “Where are you from?” I replied, “I am Libra. What about you?” The flight attendant replied: "I am a Scorpio. I asked you which seat you are." 2. When the junior middle school teacher asked someone to translate Who is this man? A classmate translates: Whose man is this? The class laughed.