Premarital female: Have you ever had a girlfriend? Male: Ten years of life and death, do not think about, since the unforgettable. Female: dead? How to die? Male: Hill Tianling, the river is exhausted, winter thunder bursts of summer rain. Woman: Oh, it's a natural disaster. How do you come from these years? M: The dusty smoke is full of colors, and my fingers are black. Female; Oh, it's not easy. So what do you see my first feeling?
1.___________, for Yi Xiaode's classmates A: No solution for the undressed solution (the positive solution is “the belt is gradually wide and does not regret it”, even admit that this is a problem of thought). 2. Where can you find this clear, __________ The classmates answered: There is a clear spring in the heart (the positive solution is "only active water comes from," and it still sticks to the water ~~~) 3. When He cuts out the west window candle, __________ classmates answer: couple
Tiger Topic offered to the cat and asked it to come for a drink. "King, you won't take me for a drink, please?" the cat tremblingly asked the tiger. "What are you talking about here? Don't forget that you are also a feline. Since you can't help each other with the same door, how can you kill each other?" The tiger said enthusiastically. "Your words touched me. King." The cat was grateful for the tiger.
1. The U-boat of the German Navy eyeed a single-armed Allied munitions carrier and hit her with a torpedo. A big explosion occurred on the transport ship and the heavy materials on board were flying. The German U-boat proudly surfaced to watch the battle, when a bombed-up m4 tank descended from the sky, just lying on the submarine, making it the only submarine in World War II that was sunk by a tank. 2. A bay in Europe, Germany
1. "Happiness" means that cats eat fish, dogs eat meat, and Altman hits small monsters. 2. "Generation gap" means that I asked dad what he thought of "Chrysanthemum Bench." He said he had never drunk. 3, "narcissism" is the next life I must reincarnate as a woman, and then marry a man like me.
An inch of time is an inch of gold, and it is difficult to buy an inch of gold. The loss of gold is still better to buy, and time has nowhere to find. Today, I would like to tell you that some college students do not study well and share the highest level of credits. We are tempted to abstain from giving examples. Before and after the high mathematics (higher mathematics) examinations during the university, you can take a look and you can see everyone. Mixed realm.
1. Don't say I'm lazy, and I'm too lazy to compare with me. cut! This kind of irresponsibility, the same way of thinking, I'm too lazy to think about it. 2, brothers such as brothers, his wife such as clothes! I did not wash my clothes for many years. Whoever told me to say loyalty to this person, I would like to say something to my heart. Ah. Woke up and shouted: "Oh! The days are beginning to darken and we have to go to sleep again."
Mahjong storm A month to personally cook cooking, asked the mother is playing mahjong, "How many meters to wash?" Mom did not hear Ah Yuet's question … Side of the card to be played out, one side said: ! As a result… that pot meal allowed them to eat for a full week… Chicken thief stole a chicken and plucked the chickens by the river. A police officer came over and the thief hurriedly put the chicken. To
The following is a copy of my sister's diary. When I was in elementary school, the teacher had to write a diary one day. I couldn’t write my sister's diary without writing it. It was copied on Sunday, March 5. Clear today I finished my homework. I took out the needle from my mother's sewn clothes and played it. I accidentally killed a chicken. I was very sad. I never played again afterwards. Teacher Comments: Can you tell the teacher what you are doing
1. An architect, a lady, called the architect and said that whenever the train passed, her bed would shake. "This is simply nonsense. An architect answered, "I'll take a look. When the architect arrived, the lady advised him to lie in bed and feel the feeling of passing the train. The architect just fell asleep and his wife's husband came back. When he saw this, he squeaked and asked, "You are lying on my wife."
There was a family of Pan surnames and the elders passed away. At the time of the family festival, an old gentleman with a strong accent was invited to become the master of ceremonies. The scandal was written as follows: Filial Piety: Pan Genke Filial Piety: Chi's Filial Piety Granddaughter: Pan Liang Ci Xiao Sun: Pan Daoshi But the old man's dizzy eye and his pronunciation are not standard. When he sang the name as a gossip, there were literally three points of water or the capital on the left missed sight. then
Excessively speaking, a bad character, not a good job, always a dead man died, his wife usually hated him for bones, but it is also inevitable that sadness in the spirit to thank the customer. Hear a friend when they read the memorial service, there is actually a paragraph: Jun pure , Excellent character and good-natured family members, rich and poor, loved. His wife whispered to his son: You go and see, is your dad lying in your coffin? Who saves his wife: You see
The teacher's compliments mother went home to see the naughty son looking in the mirror, Mom: Baby, what happened to your face? Son: Mom, today's teacher praised me for being beautiful! Mom: What did the teacher say? Son: The teacher said so. How could a beautiful young man not do something beautiful? The mosquito's sad little mosquito went home crying, and his mother asked? Little mosquito: Daddy died! Mosquito mother said: No
1. Car pollution, donkey environmental protection. Cars have Euro I, Euro II, Euro III, and the state has stipulated what standards should be met for the donkey's discharge. Is it necessary to hang a purifier on the donkey's ass? 2. Buying a donkey can maintain its value and the car can only depreciate. According to the report of the United Nations, the general trend of mechanical products is to continuously lower prices, and the general trend of agricultural and sideline products is to continuously increase prices. Donkey 1970s 1
Thirsty father dad his son into bed and returned to his bedroom to sleep. The father's son cried. "What's the matter?" "I'm thirsty. Can you get me a glass of water?" "Did you just drink it? Go to sleep, I've turned off the lights." After 5 minutes… "Dad, I'm thirsty, Can't you just get me a glass of water?" "I didn't say it before you call me to marry you."
You are happy because I am happy. I am happy because you are happy. I am paralyzed because you are thin. I am thin because you are ill. I laugh because you are strong. what! I am a crush on you. When I first saw you, I decided that you were the one in my life. But my only regret is………Sorry, I made the wrong person when you left me silently. ,I
1, a person riding a motorcycle like to wear clothes, is to buckle behind the button, you can wind. One day he drove driving, turned over, and planted on the roadside. After the police arrived… Policeman A: A serious car accident. Policeman B: Yes, my head hit the back. Policeman A: Well, there is breathing. Let's turn him back. Policeman B: Good… One or two hard, turn back