The mother of the butterfly said to her daughter, "Whether you are married to mosquitoes, it's a small spot, people have black spots, it doesn't matter, so you can be a leader!" The butterfly daughter pouts and says, "Which door is it leading?" Mother Butterfly said positively: "It Of course it is leadership. As soon as it opens, people clapping, not leadership!"
1. When you are enrolled in your freshman year, they come together in the same room and like chatting and bragging. Our bedroom is no exception. In other words, on the first day of school, when we got into the dormitory, a few people sat together and were ready to start a conversation… just sitting down and one person “put the timing” to put a fart… we were all awkward, I don’t know What is good? Or the head of the room had a sensation and patted the “ass”
At the age of 5, coincided with the Mid-Autumn Festival, took a piece of moon cake to find the neighboring little sister and wanted to share with her. Unexpectedly, the younger sister fell in love with the moon cake at first sight, grabbed my hand to take the moon cake, and even took a moonbatch in her hand. At the age of 10, in order to take back the hairpin from the big fat hand for the neighboring young girl, he launched a suicide assault on a giant monster. Although he was bruised, he finally snatched back a quarter of the hairpin and sent it to the younger sister.
Rats were rushed to catch up with the cat and the cat was chased by the cat. At the most critical moment, the rat came back and shouted a few words. Wang, Wang unexpectedly scared the cat away. The mice were fortunate enough to say that it was still very important to master a foreign language. The cat catches the mouse. A mouse is chased by the cat and strays into the flower shop. The mouse found no way to escape and picked up a bouquet of roses as a weapon to make a strong resistance.
Left to right teacher: Xiaoxin, please use the left and right to create sentences. Xiaoxin: I was puzzled when I took the exam. Teacher: The question will not be answered. Will it make you difficult? Xiaoxin: No, it's not the same as the student's answer. It makes me difficult. Do not know how to read letters sister: sister, what are you doing? Sister: I am writing to my good friend. Sister: If you haven’t attended school yet, will you write?
Because I didn't eat daddy to fish and fish often talked about starving. After listening to the fish, both fish and fish eyes had tears: Oh, Dad, didn't you come to our house because you didn't have food? What kind of thing to have? What a three-year-old daughter often told me, Dad, what kind of thing is it? I said, yes, the seeds are melons, the beans are so beans, and the daughter is happy to say that I'm jellies, and I want a lot of jellies.
Whoever did not buy tickets one day, there are many people on a bus. When the ticket seller buys a ticket, suddenly one person puts a fart, and the people in the car feel uncomfortable and have this uncivilized person. The conductor then shouted: Who did not buy the ticket? A passenger answered: The person who just farted did not buy a ticket! She refused to go armor: Both of my marriages failed. B: What's the matter? A: The first
When I arrived in Switzerland, I learned that if I open a bank account, I won’t be ridiculed by hundreds of thousands of people. When I arrived in Denmark, I didn’t know how to write a fairy tale without drafting. When I arrived in Vienna, I knew that I could play a minor tune. It’s only in Greece that I’m charming. The place was actually a temple break; when it came to Panama, it was known that a river also represented the importance of sovereignty; it took Chile to know that the train had turned a corner in the territory.
I took the chair and Xiao Ming told her mother: When the guests came to play at home today, my brother put a thumbtack in the guest's chair. I saved him. Mom said: What did you do? Xiao Ming said: I stood by and waited for the guests to sit down. I took the chair from behind him. Where did you come from? There was a little boy. One day after school, he asked his mother: Mom, I
One day after the feudal period, the old woman watched TV with her husband. After a period of advertising was broadcast beauty contest. The old man looked blushing and got up and entered the house. The old lady laughed: The old man was quite feudal. For a while, the old man came back and sat in front of the TV with a fair view. However, there was a wife of his wife, his wife: What was your ear inflammation? Husband: Just on the day your throat started to inflame
As long as the salary of a girl goes into the managerial department of a large company, ask: Do you want female secretary? We are very willing to hire you, Miss, but the current economic crisis, no work. I don't care about whether I work or not, as long as I have a salary! The private money dog grumbled and said: Archaeologists found a lot of bones in the garden of my owner! The cat said: It is a new discovery! How can you
The 100-point son returned home and said happily: I scored 100 points on the exam! My mother said: which discipline is it? The son proudly said: Language 20, Mathematics 30, Chemistry 10, Geography 40. This is called lazy class. The teacher arranged a composition. The question is: What is laziness? In the evening, the teacher revise the composition under the lamp. When he opened the text of Jeffers, he found that the first page was blank, and then
Title: While one side of the kid: He undresses while wearing pants. The teacher commented: Is he going to take off? Still want to wear ah? Subject: Children: One of my left foot was injured. Teacher comment: Are you jealous? Title: One after another children: After work, Dad went home one after another. The teacher commented: Do you have a few fathers? Title: Difficult
A real estate agent sells homes, sells houses, and sells advertisements for furniture. Someone bought a new house and decorated it to get the furniture. Real Estate Agent: Where is your furniture? We can help you! Saying that on a night of dark nights, on the longest and most terrible road, taxi drivers drove there and a woman beckoned to the roadside. Quietly along the way until the woman
Not so smart a donkey An intelligent man walked in the countryside, saw a donkey in the mill grinding, and a string of bells on his neck. So the wise man said to the miller: Why did you hang a string of bells on the donkey's neck? The owner of the mill replied: When I was asleep, the donkey would often be lazy. After the bell was hung, if the bell did not ring, I knew the animal was lazy again.
On the Spring Festival, I wish Fuk to wish, good luck every day, step by step in the life of the lottery, play cards and win the next time, and taste Dunton is good. If you dare to forget me, be careful of the sticks and sticks wishing you in the new year: Rolling, like fat pigs; the body is great, strong as a bear; love is sweet, beautiful like a bee; financial resources are rolling, more like a cow hair! The pain is best for others, happiness is their own;
The moon fell in the pool on a summer's evening. Xiao Cong and Xiao Ming enjoyed cooling off by the pool. Suddenly, Xiao Cong looked up at the semi-circular moon in the sky and said to Xiao Ming: What a curious thing is that the moon I saw last week was a round. How can there be only half of it left today? Xiao Ming has not answered yet. Xiao Cong suddenly called out again: If so, you see, the other half of the moon fell into the pool.
Failed hunter failed hunter: Pheasant? Buy one. Butcher: Today, no pheasant, sir, buy a leg of lamb, fresh and tender. Failed hunter: You think, can I go home and say to my wife that she has shot a leg of lamb? Universal computer clinic, the doctor said to a seventy-year old man: Do not doubt, this is science, as long as your condition is entered into the computer, the computer will give
Fooling at a farmer in a number of tall buildings, a liar over: several layers? Fine, 5 yuan per floor. Farmer: 15 floors. After paying the money, the observer said: Fooling. Farmer: He was silly. Actually I counted 18 floors.猿 猿 啊 黑 黑 黑 黑 黑 黑 黑 黑 黑 黑 黑 黑 黑 黑 黑 黑 黑 黑 黑 黑 黑 黑 黑 黑 黑 黑 黑 黑 黑 黑 黑 黑 黑 黑 黑 黑 黑 黑 黑 黑 黑 黑 黑 黑 黑 黑 黑 黑 黑 黑 黑 黑 黑 黑 黑 黑 黑 黑 黑 黑 黑 黑 黑 黑 黑 黑 黑 黑 黑 黑 黑 黑 黑 黑 黑 黑 黑 黑 黑 黑 黑 黑 黑 黑 黑 黑 黑 黑 黑 黑 黑 黑 黑 黑 黑People ask how they came together? black