Dear viewers, just after the Mid-Autumn Festival, I would like to thank everyone for their old age. With the speed of lightning and stealing the bell (Asian Games), the Chinese team shot a foot and was beaten by Chu Chuliang to shoot the ball into the door…. Let's take a look at the slow motion, oh, it's head-on AC Milan is like a computer. Its memory is large and it is as large as Pentium II. However, it is not fast and may be infected. It seems that the head coach needs
Fooling at a farmer in a number of tall buildings, a liar over: several layers? Fine, 5 yuan per floor. Farmer: 15 floors. After paying the money, the observer said: Fooling. Farmer: He was silly. Actually I counted 18 floors.猿 猿 啊 黑 黑 黑 黑 黑 黑 黑 黑 黑 黑 黑 黑 黑 黑 黑 黑 黑 黑 黑 黑 黑 黑 黑 黑 黑 黑 黑 黑 黑 黑 黑 黑 黑 黑 黑 黑 黑 黑 黑 黑 黑 黑 黑 黑 黑 黑 黑 黑 黑 黑 黑 黑 黑 黑 黑 黑 黑 黑 黑 黑 黑 黑 黑 黑 黑 黑 黑 黑 黑 黑 黑 黑 黑 黑 黑 黑 黑 黑 黑 黑 黑 黑 黑 黑 黑 黑 黑 黑 黑 黑 黑 黑 黑 黑 黑People ask how they came together? black
Rabbits do not eat the grass edge of the eight precepts to himself: near the water floor to get the first month, jade rabbit that day is next to the pimple, hey! Wukong Road: Rest assured, rabbits do not eat nest grass. No smoking-induced joke The salesperson said to a customer who was smoking: Sir, we do not smoke here. The customer answered: This is the cigarette you bought here. Salesman: What about it? We also sell pesticides
The hunter and the tiger hunter encountered the tiger, pretending to be calm, horrifying the tiger. Suddenly the tiger folded his hands and fell down. The hunter proudly said: Know it! After a few moments, the tiger is in a secluded way: After he finishes his prayer, he is ready to eat. White peach interrogation room, POLICE asked: Why jailbreak? A: I picked up a peach and thought that God meant I escape. Q: Why was it again?
The teacher read the poems in class and asked her teacher to read the poem titled “Living Spring”: “Lying Spring”. The distant smell is like water, easy to reach the spring green. A student is naturally stupid, so actually taking notes: "I'm stupid", I have no culture, I have very low IQ. Ask who I am, a big stupid donkey. The notebook was handed in and the teacher fainted after watching it for a week
One day, the teacher wanted to see if there was a problem with a student’s IQ in the classroom. He asked him if there were ten birds in the tree and shot and killed one. What remained? Is he a silent pistol or another silent gun? No. How big is the gunshot? 80-100 decibels. That means the ears that are shaking will hurt? Yes. Is it illegal to break a bird in this city? Not guilty. Are you sure that the bird was really killed? Sure
The teacher and the student's joke teacher seriously examined and mobilized before the exam. When speaking to the excitement, the saliva was really flying. Teacher: Our review goal was that the students spoke in unison: There was no tooth decay! The common ground of historical figures is the history lesson in the first afternoon. The teacher is very interested in class. A nicknamed student named San Mao was screaming sleep on the desk. The teacher was very angry.
Hacker: I control your computer white: how to control? Hacker: Use Trojans White: Where? I did not see hackers: open your task manager white: where is the task manager? Hacker: Your computer below! ! Xiao Bai: There is no ah hack on my computer: Well, when I did nothing to hack: I have control over your computer. White: Oh hackers: harm
The pig also thought that the owner had raised donkeys and pigs, but his owner was poor and wanted to sell pigs and donkeys. Did he kill the donkey or pig first? Man: First killing the donkey female: Well, the pig also thought that the drowning full house is your God sent me a treasure trove, you want to marry it and it becomes awkward, I accidentally thought of you once, it becomes a you, I Can't stop thinking, it doesn't change, and at the end, the full house is you and I'll squat: so much
No brain teasers! You said that there was a pig running and he had a wall in front of him, but it still ran wild and hit the wall. You say this is how it happened. It's a pig, Xiao Ming, it's wrong! Xiao Ming said: It's a stupid pig! That's what's going on, stupid! ! Because pigs don't have brain teasers like you. Office A: Rest after a meal, multiple-choice questions, test everyone! Big
It's really cold to buy a mask. You must take care of yourself. Don't freeze it. As the saying goes, good guys have frozen legs and pigs have frozen mouths. I have put on my trousers and you quickly buy a mask! Don't be drunk after you get drunk. What's wrong with me? Also say! Yesterday someone saw you holding a glass of wine and chasing a pig. Is a brother
In my eyes, you will always look carefree, and eating will always be relish. Sleeping will never sleep. I really envy you. Hey, sometimes I think it's good to be a pig like you. ? I have always crush on you, thinking about your face, your lips, your tongue, your ears, but I'm too poor and courageous to confession. Now that I have money, I can say the boss out loud and put the pig's head
Unfortunately you are a pig. If you are a meteor I will set you up. If you are a satellite, I will wait for you. If you are a star, I will fall in love with you. It's a pity… you're a pig~ I can only see you in the pigsty!! You still know what I just knew. The piglet can't speak, you know you, but when you meet you, you know that you're better than you. The piglet will be jealous, just say you, you are still awkward!
Someone touched God one day and suddenly God intended to give the man a wish. God wanted to ask you what he wanted. The man thought he had heard that the cat had 9 lives. Please give me 9 lives. God said you The wish came true a day. The man would be bored and wanted to say that he was going to die. Anyway, there were 9 fatalities on the tracks. The result was that a train opened and the man died.
As a result of cruelty to an animal farmer, the pigs were drowned every day and the result was punished by the Animal Protection Association for 10,000 yuan: because of animal abuse. Later, the farmer changed feed to pigs to eat Tianshan snow lotus, and the result was again punished by the Animal Protection Association for 10,000 yuan: because of the waste of food. One day, the leader came to inspect again and asked the farmers what to feed to the pigs. The farmer said: I don’t know what to feed. Now I’m giving it a hundred dollars a day.
On a busy Shanghai-Nanjing Expressway, a police officer stopped a small truck because he found a pet pig sitting next to the driver. How can you let the pig sit in this position? The policeman asked without hesitation. Is it not possible? The driver seems to be confused about this issue. impossible. The police solemnly stated that if you do this, you will be fine. But I don't know! Driver excuse
A group of animals crossed the river, and the river began to enter the water. There must be a part of the water. The wise monkey thought of an idea for everyone to tell a joke. If the jokes that are told don't make everyone laugh, they must throw the people who talk. So the lottery began. The result was the first from the cat, then the monkeys, the cats and the cats all told a joke. As a result, all the people laughed and only the pigs did not.
One day, a man walked into a bar followed by a pig. The pig's four feet were gone and replaced by four wooden sticks as prosthetics. The bartender in the shop asked this man: Your pig is really strange. Why doesn't it have a foot? The man replied: My pig is very powerful. I thought that our family was very poor and lived in the grassy house. As a result, when the pig sniffed in the backyard and sniffed the east, it found oil and sent me off.
On a busy highway, a policeman stopped a small truck because he found a pig sitting next to the driver. How can you let the pig sit in this position? The policeman asked without hesitation. Is it not possible? The driver seems to be confused about this issue. impossible. The police solemnly stated that if you do this, you will be fine. But I don't know! The driver argued. you
Want to look for God to be a reincarnation. God asks: Want to be a worker? Answer: Too tired! God asks: Want to be a peasant? Answer: too bitter! God asks: Do you want to go to business? A: It's too hard! God asks: What do you want to do? Answer: The kind that can eat and drink! God is furious: rely on. Want to sweat! African wild boar biology teacher is happily describing on stage the length of African wild boar