Talking to the cat The husband and wife had a fight and returned home, his wife had an iron face. The husband knows what to do to make the cat play. The wife shouted: Why are you with that pig? The husband said in surprise: This is a cat, not a pig. The wife took it one more time: I talked to the cat and asked you what kind of mouth! Urgently asked the animal farmer to feed the pigs every day, and the result was punished by the Animal Protection Association for 10,000 yuan – because
A good baby one day, the boys brag about the glorious past performance. One boy said: In the second grade, I was a good boy. The other is not convinced: What is this? In kindergarten, I am a good baby. Mixed doubles reporter interviews a student transcript child, will the exam not beat you? Yes, my family has three exams Oh, the exam three dozen? Well, I scored 70 points for men's singles, 60 points for women singles
In some areas, bleeding Yuyu likes to see the weather forecast. Once, she fell awkwardly, got up and cried and told her mother: Mom, I was bleeding in some areas! With a kitchen knife to shave a day, Dad is shaving, suddenly scraping the blade, then angrily said: Hey! This broken blade, only a few days before it broke, infuriating! 3-year-old Xiao Ming immediately ran to the kitchen and brought his kitchen knife to Dad: Dad.
I want to touch the sun One afternoon I go out to play with fruit, and if she sees the sun that is going down, she is happy to point to the sun and say: I want to touch the sun! I said: The sun is far away from us and fruit is not enough. Guo Guo said: My mother picked me up and I could touch the sun. There is a poor old lady who sells sausages in the park. I want to help her. Xiaoxin really love!
Why don't parents marry me on Sunday? Daddy and Mom took Jia once to play in the park. The park had a uncle and aunt who had a matching wedding photo. The clothes they wore could be beautiful and attracted the attention of Xiao Jiayi. She seriously asked her mother. : Mom, do you wear a veil for weddings, too? Mom said: Yes. Xiaojia immediately said: Why do not you take me, certainly sent me to my house!
100 points and 90 grandsons proudly read the score book to Grandpa. Grandpa said: Hey, when I was studying, my historical score was always 100 points, and you only scored 90 points. The grandson felt very wronged: Grandpa, when you read a book, history is much shorter! An antonym mother gave birth to the kindergarten. Then the daddy's father clearly asked: Mom, how did Daddy's father get an antonym? What is life
Why didn't you take me with me? My dad recalled him in his childhood: When he was so good, he was caught in the wild, fished in the river, and slept on the grass all day long. It was so good! The child widened his eyes and listened to God, and suddenly cried out with wow. what's wrong? The father asked in surprise. I don't want it! Why didn't you take me with you! Wow, the child continued to cry. Thinker One
Hey, Dad, I rarely send my son to kindergarten. It snows yesterday. I volunteered to give my son a glimpse. When I got to kindergarten, Auntie saw me send her children in a surprise. So she pulled her son and asked: Rui Rui, who sent you today? The son pointed to me beautifully and said: Oh, father. She is not married to my daddy. There is a little girl more than 5 years old this year. She grew up in Beijing and she always returns to the countryside every year.
At night, the family likes to hold two-year-old fruits and go to the yard to see the moon. One day, my family was watching TV. There was a dark night on the TV. Suddenly my grandfather asked Guo Guo: Where is the moon? Guo Guo said without thinking: At home! The so-called evidence of a boy showing off to his classmate said: Once, my father accidentally fell into the water and saw life.
When the genius children's geese character was an geese character in primary school, another time the head teacher wanted the children to know the harm of tobacco and alcohol to the body. So the teacher caught a lot of larvae. The teacher packed the larvae in two large open bottles. The teacher poured white wine in a bottle. All the larvae died. The teacher threw many lit cigarettes into another jar.
When a little girl in a park plays with a pregnant woman, she sees a pregnant woman with a large belly and walks over to the pregnant woman's stomach. What is inside? It's my little baby. The pregnant woman replied. Do you love your baby? The little girl asked again. Of course. Why do you want to eat him! The little girl scolded her loudly. The baby will use a rag to hold a rag, and happy to say:
According to the wedding photo, someone pointed at the wedding photo and asked the child: Why did you not have this picture? The child glanced at the photo and said: When I was taking photos of my father and mother, I was playing at home and I didn't follow. Mama's 4-year-old son came in and gave me a very airy view of his crawling caterpillar. When I saw the caterpillar, I felt a quiver, but I casually said something funny: Mark, get it quickly.
Because the stars will fly on the plane, a stewardess asks a little girl: Why doesn't the plane fly so high that it hits the stars? The little girl replied: I know, because the stars will flash! My grandfather with a back pain and fruit is old, his body is a bit bad, and he always complains of backache. One morning, when the fruits awakened, they didn’t want to get up. The grandfather said to Guoguo: If it’s fruit, get up quickly. My grandfather takes you to the public
Black Chicken Smart Betty: Black hens are smarter than white hens, right? Liti: How do you know? Betty: Well, black chicken can produce white eggs, but white chickens can't produce black eggs. How Did Edison's Dad Didn't Invent the Lamp? The little boy asked Dad: Is it better to be a father than to be a son? Dad answered: Of course! Who invented the lamp? Edison. That Edison's dad
I was my mother's 4-year-old Shi Dong, who told her father to do things. My dad didn't pay any attention to them but found out that my father was obedient to her mother. Once, he shouted to Dad: Give me an apple! I am mother. It's best for the elephant to see Huihui and the children of the kindergarten go to the zoo. My mother asked her: What's best in the zoo? Hui Hui said: Elephant. It has two tails, one in the back and one in the front.
I would also like to get off the bus back to Xiao Ming to go to school, more than 7:00 in the morning, the car was a lot of people, Xiao Ming secretly glad to sit in the seat. At this time, a little girl with an apple said to sitting Xiao Ming: I use apple for your seat. Xiao Ming is a slut, seeing the red apple of the little girl's hands has flowed out of the saliva, he immediately took the apple in the little girl's hand and put the seat
How far is it? Last summer our family drove to Disneyland in Florida. Before departure, I told the children that the journey was long and nobody could ask how far and when. At the beginning of the journey, no one really asked questions. At 9 o'clock on the third night, the five-year-old daughter Tess sighed and said: When we arrive, will I be 6 years old? dad
I listened to the radio on the day of my mother’s song. I heard a small girl give her mother a song. She said that her mother is very hard. She cannot rest on Sundays. She has to go to the bookstore and buy a lot of exercises for her. So she wanted to point a song for her mother. The host heard and was touched by saying: Many sensible children
Did I not have a toilet? Both mental patients a and b recovered at the same time. Their doctors said to them: If one of you is ill, the other person will immediately send him to the hospital. Suddenly one day, the doctor's phone rang. It turned out to be a jun: it was incredible. B Jun climbed in my toilet this morning, but he was not my toilet! Fast, fast
A patient visits a doctor for the first time. Regarding your condition, did you ask anyone before you came here? Asked the doctor. Only asked the boss of the corner pharmacy, the patient replied. The doctor most hated those who were not doctors who often made medical advice. He did not hide this: What foolish idea did you give to you? He asked me to come to you.