How much love in courtship can come back. Supreme Master teaches you a trick: At night bring your home-baked biscuit box to the balcony, then shout to the moon: Bo Ruopo! Wearing a sack and colorful slippers, he came to me and said, "OK, give it." Marshal Tianpeng on the joint: in the top is handsome, the second line: in the next pig, horizontal batch: Marshal Tianpeng. What is yours?
A new nurse from a mental hospital, this female arrived early, and saw a patient in the hospital around an ancient well and read in his mouth: 13,13, the nurse was rather strange in his heart, could not think of what this 13 means, continuous observation This is true for a few days. She always wanted to go forward and ask what, but she was afraid of the attack. One day, the nurse finally lost his curiosity and slowly went to the disease
Did I not have a toilet? Both mental patients a and b recovered at the same time. Their doctors said to them: If one of you is ill, the other person will immediately send him to the hospital. Suddenly one day, the doctor's phone rang. It turned out to be a jun: it was incredible. B Jun climbed in my toilet this morning, but he was not my toilet! Fast, fast
A patient visits a doctor for the first time. Regarding your condition, did you ask anyone before you came here? Asked the doctor. Only asked the boss of the corner pharmacy, the patient replied. The doctor most hated those who were not doctors who often made medical advice. He did not hide this: What foolish idea did you give to you? He asked me to come to you.
The elephant's way to the wood meets a snake and blocks the way. It gets annoyed. Look at you like that and roll away the snake and say: You are so good, your face grows like a wood, like: hello, wood is on yours Face! " I haven't gotten two neuropathy patients yet, a red suit and a green suit, and escaped from the hospital. They ran and ran up to a tree. For a while, the red man jumped from the tree.
The cow lips are not in love with horse mouth and horse sister. One day in the park, Margo wanted to kiss the cow sister. Niu Mei is not allowed. Mago is very puzzled: Do you not love me? Niu Mei: Love! Marco: Why? Niu Mei: Yes, you don't have the right lip! The zipper lover met in the street with a trousers, and the woman flew like a man to hugged him. Road: The hurrying man panicked and said: Am I right? This
Because of the thirst of the rice bowl, God created water. Because of the darkness, God created fire. Because I need friends, God sent you to me, and God lost the barrel of food! The old couple of dentures went to the hotel for dinner. The waiter saw his wife eat alone and the husband did not move around. Why don't you eat? I will wait for her to return the denture back to me.
Patients in hospital psychiatry often have affection for doctors or nurses. One day, a female patient came to a male doctor to a woman patient: Doctor Blue, do you love me? Doctor Blue meditated for a long time (in order not to hurt the patient so that the condition deteriorates). Dr. Lan: We are the relationship between the doctor and the patient because you are sick so I must take good care of you (in order not to hurt the patient, Doctor Blue
I didn't know how to know that a patient in a psychiatric hospital was writing a letter. When the nurse saw it, he was very curious to ask him. Nurse: Who are you going to write to? Patient: Write to myself! Nurse: What do you write about? Patient: You are very sick! I have not received how to know? The teacher and the patient teacher took us to the ward and went to a bedside of the patient. The teacher said: Speak to you in class.
Woman: As long as you have money, I can marry anyone. Male: Do you marry the bank's safe? When arguing, the difference between a man and a woman is like the difference between a pistol and a machine gun. My wife wants to lose weight, so she goes horseback every day. As a result, the horse lost 40 pounds during the month. Patient: Doctor, you left the scissors in my stomach. No matter, I still have one. Judge: Why do you want to print fake money
Don't stop me from being a stupid reporter in front of a bullet-ridden checkpoint. The soldier ordered: Get out of the car and open the trunk to be checked. The reporter replied: I'm sorry, my brakes are broken, I can't move my foot off the brake pedal, otherwise, this car can't be driven off the slope. The soldier said with disdain: Do you treat me as a fool? ! Saying, he got into the driver's seat and will
Exchange Acai just got a driver's license, they drove on the borrowed classic cars passing addiction. All the way was smooth, but suddenly the car stalled at an intersection. Seeing the red light turn green, the car can't start. A while later, bursts of horns came from behind, and Ah Choi was sweating. Drivers at the back saw the horns even harder. Ah Cai was stricken with an underground car.
Water can carry a boat, but also porridge! Nothing is difficult to drive, I'm afraid there are new people! A person is not alone. When he wants to be alone, he is alone. Health, easy. Live, easy. Life is not easy. 1 year old appearance, 10 years old every day. 20-year-old lofty ideal, 30-year-old work hard and strong. 40-year-old basically oriented, 50-year-old popular everywhere. He played mahjong at the age of 60 and wandered around the age of 70. 80-year-old Lala is homely. When you were born
Pick a man who waits in the waiting room for his labor wife. A grinning nurse came out with three babies and his wife had triplets for him. The man carefully looked at the three babies and solemnly said to the nurse: I want this one in the middle. The euphemistic commentary is a third-year student who usually loves to take leave, and the reasons for each leave are different, not
If someone bullies you, tell me! I put his face into a color screen, his head was shaken, his ears were chorded, his nose was straight, his front teeth were clamshelled! I have a request: Please eat me, I hope you can meet me. Otherwise I will write your phone number on the wall with two more words in front of you: the permit. Also ask me to eat well, or write: marriage, men and women, conditions
His affectionate self made a meal with his girlfriend in the last night and he suddenly found that he had forgotten to bring a purse. After thinking about it, he had no choice but to open his mouth to his girlfriend. Because I was embarrassed, I blushed and I spoke words: When something unexpected happened to me at this moment, she would be wrong and blushed too. She said: I also like you to comfort a middle-aged woman standing naked. Bathroom mirror
When love is our own, the word love is an alias for self-denial and sacrifice. Continuing love is like a magic key that can open the maze of the beloved's soul. Not tall nor handsome, the boss no one loves, the house is not covered, the car did not buy, only love for you, plus an empty money bag, if you marry me, only love is like the sea! Dear, tell you: Age is not a problem, height is not
At the age of 5, coincided with the Mid-Autumn Festival, took a piece of moon cake to find the neighboring little sister and wanted to share with her. Unexpectedly, the younger sister fell in love with the moon cake at first sight, grabbed my hand to take the moon cake, and even took a moonbatch in her hand. At the age of 10, in order to take back the hairpin from the big fat hand for the neighboring young girl, he launched a suicide assault on a giant monster. Although he was bruised, he finally snatched back a quarter of the hairpin and sent it to the younger sister.
Bunny said: My mother called me Bunny, nice! The pig said: My mother called me piglet, also nice! The puppies said: My mother called me a puppy. It's also nice! The chicken said: You talk, I go first! Bunny said: I am a rabbit! Piggy said: I am a pig girl! The chicken said: I am a chicken mother! The puppy said: You talk, I'm going first!