The dream came true There was a young man who once said in his childhood that he longed to become a great writer in the future. Others asked him: What can be considered great? He said: People all over the world will read my works. These works will arouse people's deepest reactions. These works will make them scream, cry and growl in pain and anger! This person currently works for Microsoft
Many years ago, my brother Billy was the head of a small train station in South Africa. A loyal staff member commemorated him in the hope that the child he was about to be born would be the same as the name of my brother. Being so flattered, my brother is of course very happy. Shortly afterwards, the staff brought his wife and his newborn son. Hello, little Billy. My brother is teasing the child. No, sir, job
Good intentions One day, a boy said to his teacher: Teacher, my dad wants to know if you like to eat barbecue. Of course, the teacher said, "You told your father, thank him for keeping me in mind." A few days later, the student never mentioned pork roast again. Finally, the teacher said to the boy: I thought your father was going to send me some roast pork. Yeah, the boy said he was playing like this
Naming the ship My friend really wanted a ship, but his wife has been firmly opposed. Despite this, he still bought a boat. My dear, I allow you to name the ship, even if I apologize to you. She readily accepted it. When her husband came to the deck and intended to sail for the first time, he saw his wife's name for the boat printed on the side of the boat: for sale. More than you can play Mom: and
The name of the lost king was a celebrity in the boys' bedroom and a one-cent penny card. He lost 20 bucks a night. Roommates therefore rewarded him with many good names. One Chinese name: Emperor Guangxian, one Japanese name: empty-empty trousers bag, one South Korean name: Jinde lose, and one Russian name: loser. On the day of the crisis, students from the university went to the cafeteria for a meal, God, rice.
One day after asking for directions, I went on business trips, turned around and lost my way. When I saw a child playing on the side of the road, I walked over and touched his head with my hand. Q: What is this place, kid? The child looked at me and said: This is my head. Affecting mothers around the world to see the red beads of the ball is very powerful, they took her to see an ophthalmologist. The doctor said to Zhu Zhu's mother: Because of eye infection
In a fast-moving subway car in a subway car, someone politely leaned over to a woman beside him and said: The cabin is really dark. Please allow me to look for armrests for you. Unexpectedly, the lady said coldly: I already have handrails. Well, please let go of my tie. We say this breathishly. Why did you get a bottle and a woman to urinate in the toilet?
On March 7th, the child was required to undergo surgery, general anesthesia, 800 yuan; local anesthesia, 200 yuan. So he consulted with his father about local anesthesia and saved 600 yuan for the 37th. When the operation is about to take place, the child cries and makes trouble. To the dad, in this tense atmosphere, the doctor made an exception to allow Dad to come in. The child asked: Dad, this 600 yuan is my seven you three, right? Handicraft
Dogs do not bite the father and the son on the boulevard. Suddenly, I saw a big black dog barking at them. The son was terrified and hid behind his father. Dad said: Do not be afraid, child. Do you know that the dog does not bite this slang? I know, Dad. But does the dog know this saying? The graves of goldfish Chu Yang, what do you dig? My family’s goldfish died. I’ll give it a tomb
I had no food to come to our house. My father told her daughter about her starvation. After listening, her daughter with tears in her eyes asked her very sympathetically: Oh, Dad, did you come to our house because you didn't have food? The teacher of the pre-dinner hand-washing nursery asked, "Children, who knows why people wash their hands before eating?" A younger friend replied, "Teacher, I know, it is not to stain bowls and spoons.
The thieves’ three long-lost friends meet for a ride on a motorcycle and go to the bar to drink. In the middle of the night, the three people drunkenly walked to the parking lot to get home. A Jun searched the whole body can not find the key, said angrily: long heard of a thief difficult, did not expect the thieves have fallen to steal the key to sell scrap metal! B-jun reluctantly stood up beside the motorcycle and patted A-jun's shoulder: I fell more than you
In a fight with a sniper, the soldier reports to the general: General! There is a sniper in the stone stack of 20 meters ahead, but his shooting method is very bad. He shot a lot of guns these days, but he did not shoot one shot! The general said angrily: Since it was discovered, why not kill him? General! Are you crazy? Do you want them to change the rules of a gun? Playing daddy daddy, I came to play in the circus
The 5-year-old daughter praised Dad for helping her to do something. Dad: Dad is very tired, you praise me a few words, you praise me two words I have another strong. Daughter: Lao Zheng! Dad: Oh! Daughter: Your niu looks so beautiful. A birthday professor said to a precocious young boy: What was your birthday that day? Answer: April 8th. The professor said: Which year? Answer: Every year.
The unfair teacher asked two undisciplined children to stay after school and write their names 100 times. One child went home early after writing and the other was still writing. The teacher asked: What is going on? The child sobbed and said: This is unfair. His name is Hans Falk and I am Mohammed Ali Zaludin Bing. Haji. Ibrahim B.D. Raj. .
The tent was stolen. A and his assistant set up camping tents on the slopes one evening. At midnight, A pushed the assistant next to the star and pointed to the starry sky. Q: What do you think of seeing so many stars? The assistant mused for a long time and said: The sky is infinite. Each star is equivalent to a sun, and the earth we live in is only a small planet in the solar system. We humans
The teacher of the writing language arranges the student to write a composition for a small animal. After he handed it in, there is only one student who has only 100 characters. When the teacher is very unhappy, he finds him to talk. Teacher, I also want to write longer, but the kitten in my family was brought back just a few days ago. It was several times smaller than other students. I certainly wrote it much shorter than them. The student has reason to say. Compare the teacher, this lesson
Do not hit the father's dinner with Peter's father, one of whom has a particularly large nose. At the table, the father saw Peter always looking toward the guest's face, worried that he would talk nonsense, and blinked. Rest assured, Dad. Peter assured the father loudly that I only looked at his big nose and would never say anything impolite. The ants did not say that Xiaoming was on the toilet back
Milk and Pork Dad advised the children to drink milk and said: Drink milk, the future will be as powerful as a cow The next day, the children do not eat pork. Dad asked him why? The child said: Have you eaten pork, will you not be stupid as a pig in the future? My father is dumb. Children's Logic A young woman saw a boy smoking on the road. She asked her child with a warning tone: Did your father know that you smoked? The boy immediately returned
Sentence teacher: Just make a few sentences for me. A: When the weather gets cold, I add clothes. B: I'll add clothes to me and I know the weather is getting cold. C: When the weather became cold, A added clothes. teacher:? Don’t go to middle school. I was expelled from the school because of a fight. A girl from the same class was chasing my house and said to me, “You're gone. What should I do? My mother was in a hurry and asked me: